Hi reddit,

V and I talked for three weeks before we met up. She said I was the last guy to respond to her ad, and that I was lucky that she hadn’t pulled it down sooner. I was hooked immediately. V told me the craziest, sexiest things I had ever heard come out of a woman’s mouth. What she wanted me to do to her. What she planned to do to me. Themes of CNC, of rough/dom stuff, of oral and anal and toys and porn and… everything. In my 7 years of married life, I never caught even a glimpse at the amount of heat this woman was throwing at me. V was a real-ass woman; around my age, professional, petite, big tits, thicc ass, glasses and a wicked smile. My whole “looking for” profile in one package. She pushed to meet at my place and I awkwardly balked and suggested a safe middle point. I’d get us a hotel room and she was welcome to bail if the mood was off. V agreed and we set a date for Friday night.

We met at a local restaurant that I had thought would be more of a dive than it turned out to be. It’d been a while since I’d been on a real date, and even longer since I’d been on a fuck date like this one. Arriving shortly after I did, V and I clicked immediately. One drink and some small talk later and both of us were eager to get some privacy. The hotel was perfect - V’s job gave her an insider perspective on the hospitality business, and she said that I had chosen well.

The next few moments were a blur. She put her purse down and moved toward me. I caught her by the waist as I pulled her in for the kiss. Her lips pressed against mine as she pushed her body against me, her breasts pressed against my chest. My hands went under her shirt. “Slow down,” she said, a naughty smile across her face. “I want to eat your pussy,” I told her, holding her gaze, and her smile bloomed further. “Oh yeah?” she said, and staring me in the eyes, she backed herself onto the bed.

I grabbed her legs, pushing them back above her head, exposing her sexy black undies. She yelped as I kissed her panties, kissing and biting the insides of her thighs as she tried to push me away. Her laugh was magical and was the sound I needed to pull her panties to the side and lick her pussy from her taint to her clit. Her laugh stopped as she inhaled deeply as I dove tongue first inside of her. She started making this incredible noise as I sucked on her clit and put my finger inside of her. “Here,” she said, and held my hand, guiding me to her g-spot. “There,” she said, laying back on the bed as I continued my oral assault on her sopping pussy. An extra finger got another deep breath. A finger in her ass got another new sound that she hadn’t made before, and as her fingers gripped my hair, I put my tongue in her asshole. The sound she made can’t be described. Like a yell and a laugh and a cry all at the same time.

I knew I had to see her body. Transfixed by her cleavage, at that moment all I could think of was what her body would look like in the dark of the hotel room. I got up on the bed, on top of her, kissing her deeply (her pussy juice absolutely covering my face) as I pulled off her top. Smiling that incredible devilish smile, she asked me if she should take off her bra. “Let me do it,” I said, undoing her hooks as we continued to kiss and push against each other. Her breasts were better than I could ever expect, full and perky with thick nipples. I asked if I could suck on them, and she laughed at my question and said of course, pushing my face toward her thick tits, moaning as I sucked each nipple, and then both at the same time. Feeling like I had entirely too much clothes on still, I started taking off my shirt, and she undid my pants. Soon we were both naked in the darkness together.

I kissed her lips, her neck, her nips, her breasts, her belly and down toward her pussy, teasing her body with my hands and lips and tongue and teeth. She rode my face until she came with that same beautiful laugh/cry sound that I’ve come to love so much. Her amazing noises kept me going, sucking and licking as she squirmed and then yelled “STOP,” pushing me away. “Why do men do that? Men get to cum and then relax. Why shouldn’t women get a chance to enjoy themselves??” So, covered in pussy juice, I backed off, letting her bask in her golden moment. And instead of fucking, we talked, naked, enjoying each other’s company. The night continued, with some of the best sex in my entire life, but reddit, at 800 words and counting, we’ll have to stop there for now.