Hiya!
I'm an older, white, fuzzy, recently tested, dad bod havin', bi, top guy who is feeling a need for a little bit of connection.
I am not looking for just a hookup. I'm not just looking to get you off. I am not looking to swap pics. I want a bit of intimacy instead of a pump and dump, so I figured I'd offer up an assist for someone curious to try out some guy on guy naked time.
You: new(ish) to the mm experience, younger (than me, but still 18 please), curious, and not an asshat. Smooth(ish), lanky, and kind of awkward are all bonuses, but certainly not required. Trans folk welcome. Ladies/couples, if you're interested... bring it! I'm an equal opportunity intimatizer.
Now, please be aware that I'm going to want to chat a bit (via dm or in person over drinks/coffee) before anything happens. Not because I am looking for something long term, but because I prefer naked time to be with folks I know I'd want to see a second time (even if we never do). Definitely not looking to just fuck. Also not looking for RIGHT FREAKIN NOW so if you're in that much of a hurry, save us some time and move along.
I have no expectations around what happens. Your comfort level and curiosity sets the stage. I can get myself off whenever I want to, I'm really good at it. This is about the playful intimacy for me.
If you're interested, drop me a message and tell me a bit about yourself and what you're looking for.
"Hi!" "Hey!" "What's up?" and other one line intros will be ignored. Also, please don't send pictures right off the bat. And if you plan on chatting for a while and vanishing, don't waste either of our time.
Just to show you actually read this far, include the word "smarmy" somewhere in your message.
Bonus points if you make me laugh.
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