You know when you see those couples out who are total mismatches? You know the internet did it or it would have never happened, and I find it intensely hot that they didn’t give a fuck, they connected and used technology the way god intended it. I’m approaching this the sane way.

We don’t have to go full on Beauty and the Beast here, it would just be hot to click with someone against type outside my usual social circle who I don’t have much in common with at first glance, and who wasn’t obviously well matched. She’s most likely sapiosexual trying something new to break bad patterns, or cool as hell and really open minded. I’d like to think I am. Maybe we keep it secret, it’s not about showing off it’s about enjoy each other. We might even be the perfect couple who needed Reddit to meet, that’s cool too.

Okay but this being Reddit and all I am not exactly romance minded. More like seeking a ‘best friend I used to fuck’, meets ‘new friend who sits on my face and swallows’ type of dating. Eventually we’ll evolve to day dates, brunch, all those best friends vibes, but I’m about the honeymoon stage, inviting me over when your vibe runs out of batteries, or when you opened a bottle of wine you can’t finish all on your own when you hit the perfect stage of friskiness. My superpower is being the person who will accept any invite to go do that thing none of your friends want to. I’ll be a good time doing it too, as long as we’re allowed to laugh. I think that’s a telling detail. Other qualities are that I’m a fast typer and I’ll always reply to you. If you tell me you’re having a difficult day or your hands are between your legs I’ll reply before you hit send, I’ll sense it.

I’m a great guy, just obviously a lonely pervert. My tolerance for bullshit and a slow burn isn’t what’s required of more traditional dating. I’m looking to drop the pretense, no filters, connect in all the ways , curious to know you and really know you, but focus on the carnal as a gateway. If you get me, you will really get me. Chances are my vibe has you curious already.