After posting a BUNCH for sex, having my first slutty phase, recently opening up my relationship and my partner intimately connecting with others in significant ways while I have awkward interactions with my would be dstes: I realize that it would be nice to genuinely start with a conversation.

I love mind blowing sex, who doesn't right? But it doesn't come from nowhere.

Also admittedly as much as I've built it up in my head, sex for the sake of it doesn't feel as great anymore. That connection factor is chef's kiss I'm not looking for it, but if it develops thst would be great.

Writing all this out so hopefully you understand that for once, this post isn't about getting my dick wet outright. I'd like to shoot the shit (bonus points if you're on psn) and just chill. So if you want to take a break from the dick pics (I'm not fronting, I've got em too but only if you ask 😂) or you're specifically looking for a laid back conversation with an introverted homebody, shoot me a message.

If you're a fellow audiophile and feel you can get to know someone through music I'm "tofushopdriftin" on Spotify

Subtitles are on. Always.

I believe in the matrix (or at least the matrices we are conditioned to build around ourselves), that everything is energy in different states and it can get wacky, that the cartoons you watched as a kid are more accurate a description of your personality than your rising, sun or Mayan horoscopes.

If you've read this far, I love women. So much, on a spiritual level and obviously a primal physical one. That said, I'm not in a race, or rush. As much as I'd love to hit it right off the bat my time on apps has communicated to me that whomever is out there, is pretty damn unique. And you'd have to be because my girlfriend and I are fucking crazy. But I can take a bullet (very true story) and make a mean pizza! But for real I'm not about to come at you asking for nudes or offering them like I've been so keen to do.

I'd much rather hear your favorite miyazaki film, the coolest song that came up in your recommended, shit like that.

Do you purposely not finish shows because they're too good? Are you awkward as FUCK around people at fist but a brilliant conversationalist? Do you wash your hands every two minutes while cooking? Do you breakdown in existential terror returning texts?

If your depression has anxiety, but you still see crystal visions; don't keep em to yourself holla at ya boi one time