If you are looking for a wholesome AP for more than just the physical connection, we may be a great fit.

Hi. I'd be the best AP and the only one you'll ever need. Chances are, you're here because you are missing that connection emotionally, physically, or both. And I can satisfy that, because in a dead bedroom for years, I'm craving that too. Being a professional in the Silicon Valley, it's hard to make genuine friends on a deeper level. So I turn to the community on reddit to see if I can find that one special person for a local, and lasting extramarital relationship where we fill each others' voids and complete each other.

I appreciate people. I don't ghost. And I would never say it's a waste of time to get to know someone, even though chances are it may not work out. No expectations. No judgement. No drama. Just fun conversations. Exciting get-togethers. That's the type of relationship I'm looking for.

I'm also awesome in other ways. I pick up my own trash, I tip my waiters well. I volunteer. And yes, I return my shopping carts. Don't you want your next (and last!) AP to be an upstanding individual? You know what else is upstanding? My communication. I will communication with you daily, e.g. "good morning" and/or "good night" texts, in addition to all the wonderful conversations throughout the day. As a professional who works from home, I tend to spend a lot of time in front of the computer and am available most times, barring meetings. I can be your dependable confidant. It'll make me so happy to learn about you, what your day is like, what grinds your gears, and if there's any way I can help. I'd love to hear your stories, your thoughts, because I care. I'd love to shoot the breeze with you daily, tell you jokes, cheer you up, make you laugh and just in general ooze positivity your way and remind you how wonderful you are. And just when you feel lonely as if no one else in the world can understand you, I do. I can relate to life as a parent, an unappreciated spouse, a cog in a big corporation, and so much more. I can also teach you things because I'm pretty knowledgeable. Either way, communicating with you, seeing the world through your eyes, however different your perspective is, I'm sure will help me grow and make me a better person, and I hope our relationship will help make you a better person too. After all, that's the point of an AP. That, and amazing sex.

Don't I sound too good to be true? Maybe. Though selfishly speaking, I'm so awesome because I'm seeking such awesomeness in return. Someone who cares about me and our relationship, who has a naughty side as I do. What matters to me most is that you are also a good person. A caring person. Open minded. Not a racist/bigot/hypocrite. The good heart in good people really shine through. So please send me a chat or DM. Tell me your thoughts of what an ideal AP is. We just might be the last AP we'll ever have. So send me a chat now. Especially if you, too, return your shopping cart.