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43 [M4F] #SanMateo - Why did ZERO start to date?
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dadbod650 is a male age 43 looking for a female in San Mateo, CA
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He wanted to look for the ONE.

I'm a zero. I am nothing without you. And I'm looking for the one.

Okay that was a bit of a hyperbole. My life is quite fulfilled, but lonely with a passion-less marriage. Emotionally there's a hole. So, I am looking for the one who will make my life perfect.

I'm looking for the one who's adventurous. We'd fantasize about our initial meeting where we may not even know what each other look like, and trust that somehow we'd be able to identify each other correctly.

I'm looking for the one to go with your dog to a dog park, where we can smell the flowers (and dog poop) and talk and get to know each other.

I'm looking for the one, who's just as wholesome as she is naughty. We may even meet at a library and read children's books just for fun.

I'm looking for the one to skip lunch, just to have sex at the back of your minivan or the back of my Tesla.

Speaking of lunch, I'm looking for the one who knows what each other is thinking and we can finish each others'... sandwiches.

I'm looking for the one to go hiking with. Where you will give me half a blow job on the hiking trail while I make you flash your butt cheeks in public.

I'm looking for the one, who like me is responsible, a good person and cares about the world. Someone who cleans the lint trap every time she dries her clothes. Someone who goes recycling with me and someone who reduces waste by sewing and mending clothes.

I'm looking for the one who's a great conversationalist, who can talk about anything and everything, from work to parenting tips to general chit chat. We can share common interests, like our love for small convertibles/cars, sneakers, or japanese songs from the 80s.

I'm looking for the one to argue politics with, then have the most amazing make up sex.

I'm looking for the one to have phone sex with every night til past midnight, then have you get mad at me for skipping a night.

I'm looking for the one who would have video sex with, as my submissive, in a foreign language, just because it's hot and a slutty thing to do.

I'm looking for the one who is creative for how we can play while apart. Such as me control your lush 3 for hours and hours.

I'm looking for the one who wants to have a hotel date. Someone who makes me feel so loved that I wouldn't mind waiting for hours in the parking lot for in case you are running late. Then go and have chick-fil-a after hours and hours of mind blowing sex.

I'm looking for the one who will go wild. Or if you do gonewild, I'd love to be your photographer.

I'm looking for the one who will send me good morning and good night texts daily and vice versa. And sext whenever time allows.

I'm looking for the one who's just as broken as me. Someone who persevered through hardships, difficult upbringing, abusive spouses and what not. Whom I can help heal and make whole again. Hopefully vice versa.

I'm looking for the one who cares just as much as me about a healthy lifestyle. Help each other with our fitness goals and my determination to gain better definition to my six pack.

I'm looking for the one who is sick of the game of finding a true relationship on reddit. The judgements. The ghosting. The lack of effort. It's not a game of musical chairs. It's not an interview. It's about being yourself, which should be good enough.

I'm looking for the one, who can hang out with me in person and virtually doing stupid things, like playing mahjong online.

I'm looking for the one, who will expose me to new things. Like wyld gummies, neuroscience, and fake boobs.

I'm looking for the one who can make each other's lives perfect. So that in the event the we're no longer together, we'd miss each other so much.

I pride myself in being open minded and respectful. I'd welcome you to reach out with open arms, an open heart, and an open mind. Perhaps the GFE/BFE is too much and you're just looking for an NSA FWB. That's cool too. People think extramarital anything is complicated. But in reality, it really is as simple as you make it. Simplicity is what I seek.

So, send me a chat. We just might be the one for each other.

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