"It's only cheating, if you get caught." -Al Bundy

Al Bundy is a wise man! If you don't know who he is, we have a generation gap (I'm old) and we may not be a good match, unless you're open minded!

First the disclaimer: I'm married...with children. I love my wife, but dead bedroom. Talking about it didn't help. Divorce is not an option. Not looking to change my situation or yours.

It's not my first rodeo. I know exactly what I'm looking for, and how to create and maintain this fulfilling relationship.

Me: Caring gentleman. Well educated. Professional. Ambitious. Compassionate. Fit and HWP. DDF. Sex God. Awesome sense of humor. Patient. Equally fun and serious. Flirtatious. Avid learner. Asian American. Open minded. Adventurer. Giver, e.g. not selfish. Generous. Respectful. Don't drink don't smoke don't do drugs. No tattoos. Shaven. Not bald.

You: Loving. Caring. HWP. DDF. Fun/funny. Can carry a conversation. Consistent. Dedicated. Guilt-free. Open minded. Understanding. Not selfish. Appreciative. Easy going. Naughty, and nice. Smart. Cares about spelling and punctuation. Having a warm smile, mesmerizing eyes is a plus. Single or married. Asian, white, latina, black, in no particular order.

As for our relationship, the boring stuff: opsec is a must, so ideally you have experience or willing to learn. We must both have the right mindset, e.g. looking for the long term with one partner, based on friendship, trust, and spiritual connection. It'll be a marathon rather than a sprint. Slow burn, as opposed to flavor of the month, e.g. take the time to know (e.g. learn to appreciate, as opposed to learn to judge) each other.

Now the fun stuff about our relationship: I want to love you in a compartmentalized way. A type of love that is exciting and brings butterflies to our stomachs. I want to dedicate and spend quality time every day to get to know you. I want to accept all of you, and learn to appreciate all that is awesome in you that is so often taken for granted. I want to tell you how wonderful you are and make you laugh. Not to patronize but to send positivity your way. Making you happy brings me satisfaction. I want to bond with you, as a person, and my best friend. Help you in your life to become more than who you currently are. It'll be a fulfilling relationship and mutually beneficial journey. We can meet weekly, monthly, or whenever our schedules align to spend quality time together. I love to cuddle, and I'm a great kisser. We can make out in a random parking lot, hotel, or I can host.

Hopefully this gives you an idea of what I'm like and what I'm looking for. If interested, send me a chat!