Hello there! My name is John and I am a married Chinese American man in my late 30s. I am a professional in the Silicon Valley and I have my stuff together (including my bank account, ha ha!). I am smart, educated, attractive, and I like to have fun. I am also a health nut and I enjoy hiking, trying new foods, and admiring fast cars.

But, here's the thing. I have a dead bedroom. My wife and I have been together for a while and our relationship has become more of a friendship. I am looking for someone who is mature, non-judgmental, emotionally available, and local to connect with on a deeper level. Someone who is also looking for a little excitement in their life.

I am not looking for anything serious, just someone to share some laughs, good conversation, and of course, some physical chemistry with. I am fit, well-groomed, and I don't do drugs or smoke. I am also discreet and respectful of boundaries.

Now, I know some of you might be thinking, "But wait, he's married!" And to that I say, don't worry, I am not looking to leave my wife, just looking to add some spice to my life. Plus, let's be real, cats have nine lives, why shouldn't I have a little fun too?

Speaking of cats, did you hear the one about the cat that swallowed a ball of yarn? He had mittens! (Okay, I know that's not the funniest, but I promise the next one is better). Or how about the one about the cat who stole a dictionary? He was looking for the purr-fect word!

Anyway, if you're someone who is looking for a little excitement and a fun, emotionally mature connection, let's chat. I am open to meeting for coffee or drinks and seeing where things go. And who knows, maybe we'll end up with a purr-fect match!

Just for fun, the above is ChatGPT's output when I asked it to help me write a personal ad about myself verbatim. It captures 95% of the essence for who I am (as much as I can be summarized, in the context of reddit). Specifically my name is not John. And while true, I'd never say "I have my stuff together including my bank account." (I am not a douche...) In all seriousness it captures what I'm looking for, and I'm curious if you would've sent me a chat based on the ChatGPT's blurb above. After all, I seriously am looking for an AP who's local, mature, and emotionally available, and perhaps ChatGPT did a better job putting it into words than I ever did in my previous posts. So send me a chat if you're looking for a purr-fect AP! (apparently it thinks I'm a cat..).