Hello there! My name is John and I am a married Chinese American man in my late 30s. I am a professional in the Silicon Valley and I have my stuff together (including my bank account, ha ha!). I am smart, educated, attractive, and I like to have fun. I am also a health nut and I enjoy hiking, trying new foods, and admiring fast cars.

But, here's the thing. I have a dead bedroom. My wife and I have been together for a while and our relationship has become more of a friendship. I am looking for someone who is mature, non-judgmental, emotionally available, and local to connect with on a deeper level. Someone who is also looking for a little excitement in their life.

I am not looking for anything serious, just someone to share some laughs, good conversation, and of course, some physical chemistry with. I am fit, well-groomed, and I don't do drugs or smoke. I am also discreet and respectful of boundaries.

Now, I know some of you might be thinking, "But wait, he's married!" And to that I say, don't worry, I am not looking to leave my wife, just looking to add some spice to my life. Plus, let's be real, cats have nine lives, why shouldn't I have a little fun too?

Speaking of cats, did you hear the one about the cat that swallowed a ball of yarn? He had mittens! (Okay, I know that's not the funniest, but I promise the next one is better). Or how about the one about the cat who stole a dictionary? He was looking for the purr-fect word!

Anyway, if you're someone who is looking for a little excitement and a fun, emotionally mature connection, let's chat. I am open to meeting for coffee or drinks and seeing where things go. And who knows, maybe we'll end up with a purr-fect match!

I'll be honest, the above is ChatGPT's output when I asked it to help me write a personal ad about myself verbatim. It captures 80% of the essence for who I am (as much as I can be summarized, in the context of reddit). Specifically my name is not John (why did it assume my name's John? I feel so stereotyped!). And while true, I'd never say "I have my stuff together including my bank account." (wtf ChatGPT! I am not a douche) In all seriousness it captures what I'm looking for, and I'm curious if you would've sent me a chat based on the ChatGPT's blurb above. After all, I seriously am looking for an AP who's local, mature, and emotionally available, and perhaps ChatGPT did a better job putting it into words than I ever did in my previous posts. So send me a chat if you're looking for a purr-fect AP! (apparently it thinks i'm a cat...)