It’s that time of the year, the days have shorten, it’s colder and Mariah has been unleashed for the next 30 plus days. Although we may not escape her, she’s everywhere after all, bars, stores, the local glory hole, but we will survive. In the meantime, why not kick back and savor on some organic egg nog straight from the source of naughty elves.

We are two good buddies, ages 37 and 36, drug and disease free, easy going and respectful yet kinky enough to get our nog off on a willing participant. We are Latinos, average sizes, don’t look like the type who would do this, but we like to surprise. We are Santa body positive in that we milk and cookies and eating all the left overs. Our heights are at 6’1 and 5’5, so it’s kinda odd but it makes for some interesting fun.

You are a thirsty gal who loves to drink her egg nog or maybe likes to get it elsewhere on her. We are open to various races and ethnicities, most body sizes are welcome, but please be drug and disease free. 420 is welcome and so is drinking. And if you are on the naughty list and doing this on the side, no worries, that gets you on our good list. First timers and experience gals are welcome and if you want a present for the SO, so he may watch, then we are game to record.

Obviously safety is first. So we tend to meet up in a hotel room, since it’s a neutral location for all parties. We also like to voice verify over phone or apps, before we exchange pics. We are also comfortable with meeting up in public for a drink or just to converse before we head to the caves for some adult fun.

So happy holiday season, hope your December is off to a good start and you aren’t stressing over presents and spending time with the family. Stay safe out there and remember to take your vitamins to fight those pesky colds, especially vitamin D.