Ever wanted to join a sex cult but felt like they're only for "the beautiful beautiful," or the "conventionally ok-looking?" Ever thought to yourself "The reason I'm not getting invited to orgies is because I'm such a fuggo?" Wrong you are, friend! The cult of Milkus will take literally anybody!

We have a fancy mcmansion in the Southwest hills which is perfect for orgies and other networking events!

About Milkus: Milkus is the 7-headed reptile god of lactation who slumbers beneath Mt Diablo. This Saturday, or perhaps a different day, he will arise from his slumber and drown the world in the issuance from his single, scaly teat, but not before devouring a number of people and sending others in a green Toyota Previa to the point of confluence for all time, space, and matter (Bismarck ND, 1985).

Q&A:

Q: What kind of reptile heads does Milkus have?

A: Some say his heads are gators. Others say they're different kinds of reptiles.

Q: Can I join your sex cult?

A: Yes!

We're looking forward to seeing you at the next orgy! Hail Milkus! And remember:

Salvation is random!