Im sure theres been some weird stuff happen while you're high as fuck and fuckin! Please Share some stories so I dont feel so retarded.
This occurred about 2 hours ago. Ive been smoking meth, just going into day 3 now, have had maybe 2 hours sleep total, so while I'm still horny as a mofo, im also finding it hard to concentrate and bust a nut, it's hard to cum when i keep checking the window mid wank!! My windows are covered with thin insulation cardboard secured with aluminium foil tape. I did a bit of a shitty job and there's little pin pricks and gaps which allow tiny bits of light in. I've checked from outside ya cant see anything inside. But now, it's day 3 and I'm paranoid as fuck so the lights are, but I just got this feeling that someone's been watching me pull my floppy dick and poke things up my ass. I'm using this prostate massager and am right on the gravy stroke when I notice a circle of light on my bed, like from a small torch or something, my heart almost stops. I sit up to check the window, nothing. I chalk it up to lack of sleep and get right back to milking my prostate. Fucking lights back again, who the fuck is peeking in my window?! I take the toy out of my ass and realise it has a tiny light in the power button that appeared to be a torch beam!! Scared the shit outta me! (Figuratively)