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I was running late for work this morning going 100mph on IH10W and got pulled over by a motocop. He asked for my info and why I was going so fast - “I’m late for work”. He asked what I did for a living and I explained I was a rectum stretcher. He looked disgusted but couldn’t hold back the urge to inquire…so I explained. Well, first I start with a finger, then fist, till my arm is in there and it’s about 6 feet wide! He looked at me incredulously and said “What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?” I said: “you place him atop a bridge and give him a radar gun”
I got a ticket. 🥱
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