Helllo!

I can show you my body and/or (most of) my face in DMs, but for now, I’d like to show you my mind and my sopping-wet, heavy needs.

Straight in, (if it’s all you wanna hear) a lottle bit about me, sexually and intimately:

I really need some non-sexual intimate touch, (cuddles, spooning, watching a movie while you lean on me with my arm around you, etc.) and I really want to make a cute woman feel good. My d-size is fine… straight-up average, five and a bit inches long. I wish it was a bit thicker, but it’s fine, and it’s slightly curved and rock hard when erect, so it does the job…

But yeah, doing the job... (in other words, being a good experience) that’s the bigger thing for me, sexually. I don’t know if it’s because I find it sexually and sensually arousing to make a woman cum, squirt, or just feel good/appreciated, or if it’s the fact that I normally take too long, (meaning I’ve never cum the first time with someone… It’s comfort on both sides, but mainly mine, I think.) but the thing I feel I’m missing, sexually, is getting to make a woman feel good. I worry that saying this stuff sounds braggadocious, (And I genuinely feel bad for the speed-runners out there. There is shit you can do to help that, apparently, and then the obvious of putting in the time in other ways.) but that’s where the sexual positives lie, for me. I take too long and I found out that I want to hear everything a woman’s voice and body has to say. I’m not a tongue or finger “master” IMO, but I like to use my senses sexually… hear and heed a woman’s vocal and physical cues while I get the immense pleasure of feeling, smelling, hearing, seeing, and tasting her. The sexiest thing I ever felt wasn’t cumming, but looking up at a woman’s face while her thighs squeezed my head and neck and she held onto my hair… hearing her breath quicken, and hearing her sexy, little mini-moans. (for her, anyway) Apparently, I got to be a woman’s first squirt from penetration, but personally, I’d assume that’s more so the duration and liking to get my thumb involved if a woman likes that. Crazy hot, though...

Now, I had lost a lot of weight, but I put a lot back on. (Kinda in stasis, right now, but if I get back to bike-riding, the fat’ll fuck off over time.) Right now, I’m over 300 pounds (5-11, muscly legs, but belly and moobs, for sure) My face is alright, but I wanna find better hair and beard styles. If anything, I’m probably chonk-AF dad-bod.

Oh, on age… If you’re under 25, I’d need to reeeeally get to know you as a person before I could even consider doing, really, anything. Of course, not everyone’s the same, but I was SUCH a dumbass before my mid-twenties… so much (not horrible, but awkward as hell) stuff I’d probably undo if I could! Sure, it’s legal, but I really don’t want to be a regrettable memory for you, if that makes any sense.

Further, on attraction: For me, it’s all about the face. If I find your face cute, I’m as interested as I can be. (Also, everybody’s got a butt, so I’m gonna grab your butt if you like that… probably some thigh rubbing… oh… I’ll stop imagining shit now. Kinda got distracted, there.) All this is personal preference. IMO, models and influencers tend to look like regular-ass people, just with great ‘fits, hair, and makeup. So, y’know… not superhuman. The regular people, actresses, adult creators, etc. who I find irresistibly cute have their own unique look and personality/interests/talents.

What do I want?... Long term, I’d like to find a partner, feel love, and build some sort of life with someone who astounds me in some beautiful way. (Show me your passions, interests, skills, hobbies, etc. It gets my brain dick SO HARD!) My eyes are peeled, but I’m posting on these subs because I really need something. I’ll take (mostly) whatever, with someone I’m attracted to, whether that just means fun once, or fun for a while, or seeing how it goes if they’re looking for something more and it looks to be going there.

And since this is already SO FUCKING LONG, I’ll leave it with a song. It’s hard to read and parse because of my shift toward internal rhymes, alliteration, dat assonance, etc. in my poetry:

I have a lot of holes,

and I’ve built myself a lot of bulwarks round them,

but bricks are hard to come by,

and my home is prone to wolf attacks.

I don’t think that it’s fair to ask you to do demolition work,

or grind the bricks and wet the dust, to build me a new fortress.

But if you wanna watch my labor,

or just stop by and savor cookies and tea…

Well, that’s fine by me.

Pop in and grab a mug.

I’m sure I’ve got enough!

You’re workin’ eight to five,

but I’ve got reservations at the pub,

and I want you to drink in my presence.

It’s not enough to measure me.

You’d need to survey me fully.

Get out yer tape and take me in.

I don’t think that you’ve ever seen, architecture quite like these,

rolled up, dusty plans I’ve been luggin’ around.

So, why don’tchu take me down to your office?

Let’s get up off this, fuckin’ nasty pile.

Rub me out with your eraser and-uh-make me smile.

Show me whatever your plan is!

Let’s get down, foundationally, and mount this crazy thing we’re building!

Let’s go to the city square, and plumb it in all under there, and make a fountain.

Somethin’ we can splash around in.

Ah-ho-ho-ho,

Somethin’ we can splash around in.