I know that this isn’t typically what gets posted her, but it’s worth a shot.

I’m a 30 y/o bi Gooner that’s married and I’m looking to develop a long term friendship with someone who I can masturbate with. I get it, we’re all horny here, I just want to find someone I can do non horny things with too.

I’m chubby, 6’, 6” cut. I’m a nerd, and enjoy playing video games, watching movies/tv shows, table top games (including D&D), reading, and science. I like the cooler weather, but I’ve been looking for an excuse to head outside more and be more active. I like animals (domestic and not) and I’m more than willing discuss conspiracy theories, and other spooky bs. 420 friendly here too.

Regarding horny shit; I’m into pretty much anything except scat, piss, and blood. Like I mentioned above, I’m a Gooner, so if you like to cum fast and easy, we probably won’t mesh. I’m into prolonged denial, edging, bondage, feet, and tickling mostly. I’m totally fine with trading porn and joing virtually, but the end goal is to meet in person.

Now on to you. I literally have no preferences on who you are, except that you’re not a creep/scumbag/sleeze ball and that you’re married. I want someone who maybe we can got out with our wives together. I need you to be understanding sometimes too that I have a family and my work schedule can be wonky af sometimes, so I’m not always going to be at full mast and ready to sail.

If you’re interested, let’s talk. Try not to lead with the horny shit, so we can see if we would click as friends.

Duces ✌️