Hi, as an internet socialite and all-round influencer I wanted in on this "Strava" thing people are talking about. Imagine my horror when I found out that it was for people running?! Like, you can't take a good selfie when you're running. And if you don't slow down enough then you become a sweaty mess which really screws up the lighting in some moody black and white shots I've been working on.

Anyway - rather than running, I'd like to learn enough coding skills so I could just hack the app and post some "hypothetical" runs alongside my awesome photos. Does anyone know what programming language could help me out here? My friend said Fortran and C were all the rage but I have no idea what he's talking about.

Thanks!