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Can't handle the dick bounce anymore!
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I have a very large penis and a small pelvis (30 inches). If I wear a cup that keeps the boys from flying all over the place, I can barely ejaculate. If I wear a cup I can breathe in, the dick bounce is almost unbearable. I've tried cups ranging from $5 to $65. Can I tape these suckers down or something? Any advice?

Most recently I was wearing a size small sports cup that I had to cut up the back so my ass would stay still and I could jerk, but it started falling apart since, ya know, I cut it up.

Did I mention I have a massive penis?

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