Hi everyone

After endless hours in zone 2 (no zone 3,4,5 because I am not a racist ) and boofing gu, setting up dates for my girlfriend and her boyfriend on long run days so she doesn’t feel alienated, the BAA has opted to change the standards once again and I don’t get to run this race this year.

I plan on suing and the legal basis is that when I saw the more competitive standard, my heart rate jumped into zone 3 momentarily which put my life at risk and also could of had me mistaken as a racist (please see above, only racists go into zone 3 and above).

As such I’m considering a class action lawsuit. Lord knows there are others in this sub catapulted into zone 3 by the devastating news. I simply cannot afford to keep funding my girlfriend and her boyfriends dinners and hotels on my long run days, I was really hoping this year would be the last year I’d have to do that.

Let me know if you’re interested in a class action lawsuit. Only serious replies here, please.