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Playing Tag in my backyard
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Hey! so you have decided to play with me in my backyard! I have never had people in my house, let alone play with me..... Anyways here are some rules for you to follow! They're weird... but trust me.

P.S: bring a matchbox or a lighter just in case, I'll explain somewhere in the rules.

  1. After school, we will be picked up by a Red Suzuki Swift, it's appearance is pretty distinct. So you should know it.

1a. If the one that arrives in front of us is a school bus, act like we're playing or talking. IT MUST NOT KNOW THAT WE CAN SEE THE SCHOOL BUS.

1b. If a white pickup truck that has the licensce plate "M42234", get in the back IMMEDIATELY. It has knowledge of our presence and location, It might be pretty fast, but it is scared of the truck since it's white.... If any other kind of vehicle appears, just tell the driver "You're it" and it should be gone.

  1. You have made it at my house! Our house is orange, not blue. Be aware of the entities in your peripheral. Most of them are harmless, although if you see a horse with a flamingo's neck as it's tail, close your eyes and say the following words:

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Lily

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Quenched? (with an asking tone)

  1. Since our dad is in the driver's seat when we were in the car, you should expect to see Mom or my sister with her dog answering the door. If it's Dad.... burn "Dad" down, no need for gasoline, it's pretty much burnt when it gets touched by fire, for a brief moment though.

  2. Once we go in, say hello to our dog and OUR DOG ONLY. it's a Shiba Inu and I'm pretty sure you know what they look like, if they don't look like a Shiba, say "Hi" instead. You do not want to anger the (*%)?>"{(*

  3. We will begin playing right away, if we don't Mom will scold us, and trust me.... anything is better than being scolded by Mom.

  4. Playtime is pretty normal. But when Mom asks for us to eat, we IMMEDIATELY say "coming!". I'm pretty sure you know wat happens when we don't.

  5. Alright that's all for the rules! OAAOAUJAOUOANOAJNJAONS

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Have a nice day ahead! COOOOOOOO

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