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Rules to survive in our crazy world: General Rules
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Hello, my name is Davey. I have been informed that you plan on heading out of town! We are all very exited, and hope to see you again one day. However, there are some small rules to remember.

  1. Always keep a torch or an oil lantern on you and burning when at night. This helps deter what may wish you harm.

  2. Remember that they aren't evil. They are just hungry.

  3. Always keep a blessed weapon handy. If not for them, then for yourself.

  4. If a being attempts to talk to you, that means it recently fed. Feel free to talk to it, because this could lead to a life long friendship.

  5. Do not eat any meat that you didn't hunt yourself. You will either die or become one of them.

  6. If you think you are being followed, you are. You just can't see who is following you. If you have any pain killers, take as many as you can without overdosing. You will need them.

  7. If you see a church in the middle of nowhere, pay attention to the lights.

a. If they are mostly on, there is nothing to worry about. The congregation is having a party with the 13 gods.

b. If the are mostly off, then they are hunting. Keep your weapon handy and do not pray, unless you wish your meat to be prayed over at their next dinner.

c. If the lights are tinted red, then enter the church. They are expecting you.

  1. If you ever decide to pray, know that one of the 13 will hear you. This can be a good thing, provided you know who you are praying to.

  2. Fear any old man you see. Whatever they had to do to live for as long as they have would stain your soul just by hearing it

  3. If you ever decide to come back to town, and we are acting weird. Just run. We aren't human anymore.

Remember. We love you. Stay safe.

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