Hello! Welcome to my sleepover! Although everything looks normal, there are rules to follow.

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1. When you arrive, the door may be closed, simply knock 2 times. If it is not, go inside and look down the floor, if someone tries to speak to you while the door is open and you are inside, say "I'm sorry". Trust me.
2. If the door is closed, then knock 2 times, it must be only me or mom that answers. If it's dad that answers, simply say "Wrong house". until you get mom or me behind the door.
3. Now that that's all done, IMMEDIATELY go to my room in less than 1 minute, if you don't. GOd help you.
4. Welcome to my room! Place all your belongings anywhere BUT the floor, you won't be seeing them in the morning. And also, if you see a dog in my room, say "Hi". And do not make eye contact with it until I say so. His name is Dexter by the way.
5. Once dinner is ready, Mom will shout the following word: "dinnertime". If she says other words besides dinnertime, close the door immediately and lock it, get under the bed with me. They are coming.
6. hi we no dager :D
7. Don't come out under the bed until the voices and footsteps are both gone, if you only hear footsteps, pray Our Father. If you hear voices, say "Nice weather today". If both are present, then push me out of the bed. Don't need to worry about me, worry about yourself.
8. you can come out bed we niec :D
9. Once BOTH stop, it's safe to come out.
10. Otherwise, if mom says dinnertime, simply sit down and don't get up no matter WHAT! DON'T LISTEN TO THEM!
11. we outside we brig gif anser da dor :D
12. If you hear any knocking at the door at dinner, don't answer it. If you do, close the door immediately and get in the chair and tell mom it was "green".
13. we no bad guy :D
14. Also, they have partial control of my device, they could change my rules, you can see them because they have bad grammar and spelling, also a smiley face at the end. If you see one of it, follow THE OPPOSITE.
15. no lisen him lisen me :D
16. And thats all! Once you get out of the house, wave at the house FIRST, wave at us NEXT, and wave at the ground LAST.
17. waev house last for ccol gif :D
18. Drive slow if you didn't open the door, drive fast if you opened the door.
19. drvei solw iehter ywa :D
20. Stay safe!~