We all do stupid things here and then. Sometimes we let our emotions to control us, don't we? I am here to tell you it's all right. Everything will be fine! No, don't cry yourself into guilt. That feeling only stands in your way to happiness. So you did a mistake. Then what? Other people will tell you to take responsibility and change, becoming a better person or other stupid lies. I have a better option for you - one that, by filling the next steps well, won't give the police anything and will leave you clear and happy. Let's do it!

1. Sometimes mistakes get messy. How have you done it this time? Please don't tell me someone else saw you. If you are alone, clear the mess the best you can. If you aren't, please refer to our emergency protocol down.

2. Gather the problems outside. If you live in a city, try get into some forest, okay? We don't want to use the emergency protocol. Bring everything that might affect the guilt. The result, of course. Every item you couldn't wash from that nasty red. The tool you used this time. Your subconscious is a pretty strong thing, and we don't want to risk it resisting the procedure, again.

3. Gather everything at a silent place, and create the pantagram. Oh, don't be mad at yourself for not doing it perfectly. As long as the shape is closed, everything will be fine! It's a ritualistic thing more than anything. It's okay if you're not perfect, right? That's exactly why we do all that.

4. Collect everything at the middle of the Pantagram, and tell me what you did this time. Oh, it's hard to remember. I know. It's painful to imagine you did such thing. And to a dear friend, too. You want him to get the honor deserves, I know, you told me that before. But you are the one that's here, don't you? Think about yourself. Why you should rot in prison for that stupid mistake? So tell me everything. I will do the rest. Of course, if the ritual goes bad or anyone is seeing you, go to the emergency protocol.

5. Add to the pile the regular price. Oh, you don't remember it? Of course you don't, silly me. Why would you? Three heartbeats. You know how to do that, don't you? Great. Your muscles remember. Mainly the heart.

6. The ritual is now complete. Your sacrifice has been accepted, and you should go home quick before you forget it all. When you find yourself alone in the woods, you might ask questions.

7. You may hear about a forest fire in the few next days. Someone you don't know may recognise you, or ask questions. It's okay - your face is kinda plain, you know? Everyone thinks you are some random friend of theirs. If the mistake calls are too annoying, maybe change your number. You are one number close to a lot of people. It's okay that people call you instead. It happens.

8. Go on. Live your life happily. Forget about this - your little mistake won't bother you anymore. And remember - it's okay to do mistakes. Sometimes, someone is angering you and you happen to hold a knife. Rage is a human feeling. Don't feel bad about it. Just make sure you go to step 1 again, and clean to blood well.

Emergency protocol: someone saws you during the procedure. Asked about someone you don't know. The police is asking questions you don't understand. It's okay. You do mistakes sometimes - you let your anger and confusion take control on you. Try this time to make it without another emergency, please? Nice and clean. No watchers. You don't want to get through this too much, it will hurt your brain. I won't mind, though. Your sacrifices are delicious.

Disclaimer. This is, of course, an horror story. It's an horror story in a subreddit or horror stories. Wierd how it popped up for you right now, doesn't it? And Reddit thinks you've seen this one before! This application is full of bugs. Don't worry. This is nothing but a little, funny horror story. You've done nothing. There is nothing to worry about. But you might want to save this one. Just, you know. If you do a mistake again. Just to be sure, right? Mistakes are humane, after all.

So go on, forget about this wierd horror story, and go on with your life. I'll be waiting for the next time you'll need me.