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Guarding the Evergate
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This note is only for the eyes of the Evergate guardian. Do not let it go to the internet - leaking will have disasterous effects.

The evergate is the official name of the effect known also as the portal, god's tears, the while hole, The Snake's eye, or the morningstar. Hiding amongst the stars, another being is watching us all. You, the new Guardian, is the one watching back.

When the invasion begone, three thousand years ago, they thought it would be an easy fight. But humanity responded, and the Pyramids - our first anti-space lasers - were made. When the pyramids were outdated, the Colloseum rised with it's wider beam. Today, hundreds of "skyscrapers" are pointed toward the gate, ready to shoot down its attacks. But, as we grow, so are they. This is your task: early recognition, targeting, and defending against mental and physical invasions.

Physical Invasions

Physical Invasions are the easier ones to counter, and the more classic ones. This is the list of instructions of recognizing and defending against them:

  1. You, as the guardian, will sit in the top of the Mount Everest's peak. The real peak, of course - not the fake one we made for travelers. From then, you have the best view on the stars, and hundred of cameras watching the evergate from different strategic points, like the Eiffel tower, or the American flag on the moon.

  2. KEEP YOUR WATCH ON THE CAMERAS AT ALL TIMES. From the point the Invasion begins, we have 10 minutes before they arrive. You and your assistants will have to recognise any changing in the evergate appearance.

  3. When an invasion begins, it's starlike illusion will break. It will become blurry, bigger, or will split into little dots of light for 1 minute if we have luck, and less if we don't. When you recognize an anomaly like this, report immediately, then go on the next steps. Each protection step is more efficient, but have heavier costs - don't hesitate to use them, but only if required.

  4. First, you have to get a visual of the attack forces. Search for anomalies around the evergate's appearance in the sky. Our computers know how to do it, most of the time, but you must know how to do it without them. The spawns of the gate will have different forms - most of the monsters in the folk stories are some form of the spawns. IF THEY WEAR HUMANLIKE BODIES, jump to step 7 immediately.

  5. Once you got a visual, activate protection system number 1: the Radiation Burn. With this system, we shoot from the several parts from the globes a high amount of radioactive radiation, in order to burn down the spawns' physical body. This is how most invasions end, and the safest tool against them, without alerting the public. Chernobyl was the only time this protection tool created a massive side effect.

  6. If the enemy forces still push forward, it's time for the Moon Aura system. It will make the moon move forward, blocking the way of the invasion, and will make it to light in a strong light aura - if you have ever seen an eclipse, it was this system in work. The aura has powerful antispawn effect, as a massive use of the Priest's holy light from past times. This should cure most of the invasions. It does destroys a big portion of the moon, which takes about a month to regenerate.

  7. If the invasion still going, you should activate the antigate space lasers. The most primitive and dangerous weapon, one of our hidden lasers will shoot down and burn the invasion down. This will require a huge amount of energy, and will cost the lifes of thousands, burning all living beings inside the laser, and destroying it down. Ever asked yourself what really happened in 9/11? It was the only time since we made the other systems we needed our Space Lasers. And it's much better than letting an invasion to get close to earth.

  8. Now, you just have to spread enough fake news about the high radiations, eclipse or - in the worst case - new tower crisis - to make sure nobody will suspect about the evergate's secrets.

As you can see, we are protected well. The real threat is -

Mental Invasions

A mental invasion is the one we scare the most. With it, the spawns arrive to earth in humanlike shape, somehow get to be the new Guardian or one of their assistants, and then will make sure the next invasion will destroy everything. That's why we are extremely specific with our guardians, and have more than one at every moment. You as a guardian has no way to stop it, but here is a list of the risks of a Mental Invasion - as one invading Guardian won't be able to stop us from defending ourselves, but can act in other ways:

  1. They might activate all space lasers at once, draining our world of energy for weeks and murdering hundreds of thousands of innocents. That's why they have such a good security there.

  2. They might alter and release those noted, in order to create Panic and communicate with the other spawns hiding between us. As said before, if those noted are leaked to the internet, we are doomed.

  3. Hacking the Moon's Aura system can create an infinite eclipse, stopping light and heat from reaching earth. This might take some time, but worth trying to destroy humanity.

  4. The older lasers has less security, and still can do massive damage. Rome and Africa agents are there, to start the Massacre.

  5. When death and fear will rule, they might Implant themselves as leaders will help the planet to rebalance itself. Under our command, the evil guardian's order will he taken down, for lying to the public and endangering us all.

  6. Then, this little planet will be doomed.

If any of those actions happen, please activate all security options and fight until the end. They are within us. The invasion is coming. The other steps will occur soon.

But it has no reason to happen. This document, as well as all positions in our order, is very well secured. We lasted as a secret for thousand of years - even with the Internet, no one will no about us. There is no reason to worry. We are perfectly safe. There is no need to worry.

Good luck as a Guardian. Don't be the last of us.

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