Hello! Thanks for opening this post. You will be rewarded soon! It will be appropriate for you to read the post until it's end. You do not want to anger us - we are here solely for your own good.

Terms of the work

1). To enter the program, please leave your new name in the comments. You have no need to use a name you already own - this will be your agent code name, and we will refer to you by it.

2). There is no need to sign anything! By commenting a name and a name only, you have given us all needed information about yourself, and agreed to all of our terms, rules and contracts. Please read the whole post before commenting!

3). We will only reach you while you are sleeping. Don't worry - most nights, you won't even know it. Your reward - 10,000$ worth of cash, in the coin of your country. That's right, we work all over the world! Transportation will not be a problem.

4). If you were awakened in one of the next situations, please report in a comment:

• A feeling of sleepiness, headaches, or dizziness

• Awakening in a place other than your bed

• Your home was messy, doors left open, or pets hurt

We appreciate our agents, and always work clean and respectfully. Reporting will help us keep you safe and sane.

5). You will be required to keep a sleeping routine of eight hours of sleep, between 23:00 to 7:00. If a job will be called in your area and you will be awake in those hours, we might take control violently - you will awaken in 7:00 as normal, and might suffer small headaches during the day. If you wish to keep your house locked at night, please leave the keys near your bed.

6). Some jobs are emergency, and we keep the right to ask for your service during the day once a month. Don't worry, you will awaken at your bed as normal, with double the reward.

7). You might suffer a loss of dreams after commenting. Don't worry - we want to protect you from any job-relates memories.

Privacy and Social

1). We care about you and your privacy. We won't interact with any of your relatives while in action, and your social relationships won't be disrupted by the job.

2). If you don't live alone, please do one of those acts for protecting your family and loved ones:

• If you can, get them into the Program! You will get a 15% raise for each friend joined.

• Else, be sure to sleep in a room alone. If your family tends to be awake late in the night, try putting a ladder under your window.

• They might tell you they saw you walking alone at night, washing your hands, entering the kitchen or leaving the house quietly. In that case, tell them there's no reason to worry, and contract us. We will be more careful.

3). Unless in a case of an emergency job, the program won't affect your life at all! Enjoy your free money, and be sure you helped us a lot.

Safety and Law

1). The police know. The police are with us. Nothing will happen to you! In fact, you might find yourself getting away with other criminal-like effects - but don't try it. The police might contract us in your case. They will only ignore job-related stuff.*

2). By getting into the program, any family, friends and relatives will be added to our protection list. They will not be the targets of jobs, and you will never hurt them unwillingly. To remove or add a friend to the list, you may comment here to contract us with your relation to the friend. We always listen.

3). Not listed people might go missing after you will join the program. Don't worry - all jobs has reasons, and no one will tie you to them. Remember - the police is with us.

4). Your safety is our top priority. If you ever feel sick, or have any physical harm, please contract us and close your eyes. You will awaken again if a perfect state at your bed as normal.

5). The jobs are perfectly safe for your body. If you awaken with wierd injuries, scars, or some of your body parts are missing, please contract us to help us keep your safety better next times!

*The police in Brazil, several cities in China, and the north half of Norway still disagree with our ways. Don't worry, this problem will be solved soon. This shouldn't affect your decision to join us.

Final notes

1). Morality: everything you do in the program is moral and safe. You should feel no guilt for our actions. Your money is fair. You were only sleeping.

2). Leaving the program: while commenting, you tie yourself to us for eternity. Deleting the comment, destroying your device or getting our of reddit won't help you - you are now a part of us. Remember - if you somehow leave the program, you and your friends will be removed from the list, and might become the targets of future jobs.

3). Income and Raises: during a normal week, an agent gets one to three jobs. Each job beyond the third will grant 20% raise to the reward. For each friend from your list that will join our program, you will get a 15% raise. If you are in a need for money, don't worry - close your eyes and wait. You will soon awaken with your reward in your bed.

4). Job interference DO NOT go to sleep while binding yourself in any way to stop a job. DO NOT ask anyone to accompany, help or follow you at night. DO NOT interfere a job. DO NOT act against us. Remember - the list is very fragile.

5). Calling for a Job: while outer beings are our preferred audience, every agent has the right to ask for a job once a month. Someone annoys you? Hurts you? Risks your safety or well-being? Write his name on a paper and hold it while closing your eyes. Soon, you will be awaken in your bed and everything will be better.

Thanks for joining our program! You won't regret it.

Edit: thanks all our new agents! You suprised even us. We have enough agents right now around the world, so we won't be recieving new people in the near time. Good day! You don't have a lot left so use them right!

Edit: WE HAVE BEEN FOUND. We still don't know how. Either it be the Brazilian Police or the Nevereyes, we must disappear for a while. Agents, stay alert. One day, we will reopen this post.

Sleep well. You can never know when you'll be needed.