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Hello, A saklam is rumoured to be the scariest creature in all of Asia. Not only is it scary, it also has intelligence higher than Madam Curie.

Let's get to it then shall we?

  1. If you wanna know if you're targeted by the Saklam, you will find that all possible exits are barricaded with blue painted wood, the wood is nailed but occasionally she doesn't notice that the wood is loose so you can barge your way out of there, the room stays haunted by Saklam for at least 1 week. After that the wood will go away.
  2. If you are unfortunately trapped, you at least need to have a daang, preferably a golden one(colored or not). A daang is a cylinder container full of beetroot. The Saklam is the symbolism for poverty and unlucky circumstances, so a golden daang will counter almost all of its power.
  3. If you don't have a daang, you better at least have a Crucifix, surely you know what a crucifix is.
  4. The way she enters the room if important. If she enters the room on all fours on the floor, show her the daang or the crucifix, this will lead her to shouting, if she does that, hit her with either the daang or the crucifix. She'll know to never mess with you again.
  5. If she walks, say these words "Aaglam Ati Yaba!". It means You are not welcome in her foreign language which is Ertig.
  6. If she crawls on the ceiling, she will attack you.
  7. If she comes speeding at you, yeah you're dead what do you expect?

Sleep well.

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