"Welcome to Bama!" says the old man with a heavy southern accent, "We don't see that many city folk round here theses days". "Yeah, I kinda got tired of the big city" y/n says. "Well y/n there are some...rules we give out to new comers", he says as he slides you a old, brown, pice of wore paper. "Just give them a read and let me know if you have any questions" He says with a chuckle. Thinking it's a joke you read rule 1.

Rule 1. Don't look in the tress at night.

Rule 1a. If you do, the 'thing' you see is now your god. Pray for it's forgiveness

Rule 2. When you see him, give him 5$. The money will be put in your pocket if you don't have it.

Rule 3. Talk to the locales! But don't ask about the 'thing' in the tress, it always lessens.

Rule 4. Go to the weekly community BBQ, don't think about what the meat is.

Rule 4a. Don't ask about the meat, if you do you'll be the talk of the town next week...

Rule 5. Even if you're not, say you're a republican, also wouldn't hurt to have a confederate flag.

Rule 6. Go to church every Sunday, regardless of your religion.

Rule 7. Be careful at Walmart, the crackheads rule that domain.

Rule 8. If you see the shadows don't talk about it.

Rule 9. Be nice to Miss S, if not you'll become a shadow.

Rule 10. When you want to move, say goodbye to everyone of the towns folk.

Rule 10a. If you don't you'll never leave.

Well that should be it for the rules, have a great stay here in Bama!

You laugh it off as a joke but you look in the trees and see the 'thing'. You drop to your knees and begin to pray to your new god.

Editors note: I am from the 256 area of Alabama so if you want to make a set of rules for your part of Alabama feel free to do so! But if you do pls shout me out, or don't up o you!