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Rules to survive our crazy world: The Benefactor
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Do you hear music? Deep in the forest? It's calming, isn't it You are about to come face to face with the benefactor. Here are some rules to help you pull through the encounter.

  1. As soon as you hear the music, know that it's to late to run. Your mind is already ensnared by him. Just wait for him to arrive.

  2. If you have an item of personal importance that isn't vital to your survival, get it ready. This could save your life. Don't worry, I'm here

  3. The benefactor feeds on memories. If you are polite, he may let you choose which ones he devours. If you have an item, you will recover

  4. He may offer to bring you to safety after he feeds. Accept the offer. He will bring you to his church, and you will receive more then you lost.

  5. The Benefactor is one of the 13. Show respect when speaking to him, until he says otherwise.

  6. The benefactor keeps them in check. So long as you hear his music, no one will dare lay a finger on you. I will keep you safe

  7. The benefactor's congregation will seem friendly. Just remember they aren't human. They are friendly creatures, but they do not know human limits.

  8. If at any point you find that the benefactor is staring at you, be not afraid. He is simply judging you for your past transgressions. If he talks to you after staring at you, pay attention to his manurisms.

a. When he approaches, is he calm? Does his form still have wisps of smoke coming off. Is he still only vaugly humanoid? That means you have passed his judgment, and is either just coming to talk to you or offer you a spot in his congregation. I am offering you immortality

b. Is he angry? Does his form suddenly look more solid? I am sorry. You must have done something truly unforgivable. You aren't from here, aren't you

c. If he approaches flanked by any two other beings, then he is going to offer you a gift. Where are you from

  1. The benefactor hates endings, and this may reflect in his speech patterns. Think carefully about what he says before you respond. You must come from Paradise

  2. Do not trust what you see, hear, or read. Pay attention and always mull over these rules in your head. If anything seems out of place, it is him either trying to get you killed, or trying to communicate on a deeper level.

Look for the red tree It will take you home I'm sorry I can't help more Unless you want to stay

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