I want to hear your funniest dogsitting stories!

I've been petsitting full time for nearly 3 years (through Rover, and some other apps, as well as independently), and have some pretty funny stories, but this one is by far my favourite:

There's a frenchie that I board pretty frequently. He's a sweet little ham of a dog, always quiet and well behaved, LOVES my own dog, and his owner is a genuinely great client. (They've been clients of mine pretty much since I started!)

I picked him up in the afternoon, and brought him back to my place. When dinnertime came, he wouldn't eat. He was usually a very food-motivated little dude, and he was definitely comfortable in my home, so initially I was concerned. I offered his food, treats, etc., and he was just not interested! However, just as I was texting his owner to update her, he looks me dead in the eyes... and vomits up an entire women's lace thong.

I absolutely could not stop laughing. He just continued to stare at me, with a slime-coated balled-up rose-red thong at his paws. I informed the owner (who was apologizing up and down), disposed of the thong, and he scarfed down his dinner! He was fine the rest of the week and had no issues. Still can't believe it actually happened.

What's your funny petsitting story? 🤣