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I made the zombie apocalypse.
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Hello! 37 m, looking for a female tho it doesn’t necessarily matter. In this story, I worked as a private investigator and while on a job catching a cheating husband with his masseuse (the nerve), I accidentally set the flash on my camera. Needless to say he wasn’t thrilled and then chased me down in a sweet high speed pursuit. I channeled my inner Paul walker from fast and furious and pulled my ebrake which wasn’t a smart idea. I turned sideways and he t boned me. Luckily I survived. Cheater didn’t get so lucky. As he lay dying on my dash I picked up this really cool coin that gave me the power to raise the dead. So, with my new found power, I miraculously healed and decided it might be a trick. So, when I got home I told my dead goldfish to swim. Little guy hasn’t looked so alive! He doesn’t eat and probably doesn’t remember being dead but hey, he’s a winner. Then, I thought raising roadkill could be funny. I was right and wrong. While I laughed at the squirrels and deers that scared the crap outta other drivers on the freeways, they didn’t quite make it either. So, I gave them life too. I suppose a semi neurotic, kinda shy of psychopathy kinda guy this power wasn’t a great idea. I get bored easily and like to see stuff play out. But morbid but hey, gotta have fun in your work. Anywho, the basis of the story is your character either just tries to survive alone or with another character I can add. Or your character decides to hunt down the myth that they’ve heard so much about. I’m pretty open to ideas however, and this is strict, I will make this like dnd in the sense that you say what your character does and i decide what happens. I’m up for negotiating, but I kinda have a control issue and this is about the only thing I can control in my life atm. Don’t judge. But yeah, now I’m gonna ramble bc I “have to have 300” characters. So, um, how you doin? How’s your mama? Good? Goof that’s good. Why do I feel like Rick right now just trying to make it through so I can post this? So help me if hit post and it doesn’t go through…. Oh uh sfw or nah is absolutely up to you.

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