You know that scene in the bond movies? A gorgeous fem-fatale sits at the bar while our debonaire hero eyes her up. Subtle flirtations mount from gazes until the spy gets a look at the truly INCREDIBLE pair of legs she's rocking in a side-slit dress. There's witty banter, flirtatious cherry stem chewing, and a back and forth that will make your head spin. Passions mount until the they find themselves tearing clothes off in a hotel room. There's also probably a bunch of betrayal and murder but for this personal ad we can ignore all that lame stuff.

Yes... I want that. Now based on where I'm posting this ad you probably have a pretty good idea I want to play in that little fantasy as well. As much as role reversal often paints us men as the soft and shy type (all love to those cuties who are incredible!) there's something to be said about men as the gorgeous objects of desire. Striking, sexy, and confident in everything we have, just trying to find the right person to share it with. That's the flavor of RR I've come to love so much, it's the flavor I'm hoping you love as well.

Look I know I'm trying to find a niche in a niche. A confident, beautiful woman who wants someone just as confident and beautiful to be their muse. Truly a needle in a haystack. I hope I can soon say my wild search has come to an end when the right person slides into my dms to seduce the ever loving hell out of me.

Now despite my incredibly titillating ad you're probably wondering some real specifics about myself. I have a previous ad where I go into more detail but here are the basics:

1. I'm hot. Gonna be honest I probably have a nicer butt than you. I'm hoping here you see that as a plus. I'm tall, blonde, an athlete, and love to show off. I'm happy to share some sfw pics in dms if you want a better idea but I promise you won't be dissapointed.
2. Despite my goals to be only a hot piece of ass without any braincells I accidentally became kinda smart. I'm an engineer and nerd. My career and work life is going really well at the moment so I'm looking for more advancement in my personal life. Hence this insane advert.
3. I'm looking for love. No really. I'm a relationship girlie. I want nothing more than to have a family and one day retire to be a house-husband. I know that's not guaranteed but it's the dream.
4. If you couldn't tell I have a bit of a fem side. I like to imagine I'm a kindred spirit to James from Team Rocket. I dress in what's hot. If that's a suit and tie, a crop top that shows my abs, or that sexy red dress you were imagining from my first paragraph... wait what was I saying again? I got distracted imagining you oogling me while I pranced around all flirtatious-like.
5. I want someone confident. That's really my only hard ask. I'm a force of nature and not shy of that. I got a big personality but I don't want to take the lead, that's your job darling.

Alright if you got through all of this I assume you're already in love with me and ready to ask me out. I love flowers on a first date and kisses on second ones. All jokes aside, if this caught your attention we may be a good fit. Come say hi, call me babygirl, and we can chat/flirt/befriend each other whichever makes you smile the most. See you soon <3