I'm white, 5'6, slim, kinda fit, 135lbs, probably 4-6 in attractiveness, garbage vision, brown hair (currently short), hazel eyes, no tattoos, no piercings, sparse body hair, introverted, INTJ-T, and "inexperienced". I tend to push people away and show no emotions, but I would like to find a special woman to be my sensitive, vulnerable, authentic self with.

No long distance, no quick hookups. I'm looking for a dominant woman within three hours from Livermore for a strictly monogamous relationship. I'm willing to stay platonic for a while as long as we're exclusive and we can cuddle. I can send SFW pics right away if you can send your own in response.

I like driving, so I don't mind heading your way every time. We can meet at your favorite spot, then I'll drive us around if you're comfortable with that. If we can't think of anything else to do, I suppose we could use my grappling hook to trespass onto and fall off of a roof. We would hopefully end the day snuggled up somewhere cozy. I keep my car clean and comfortable, so the back seat is always an option, or I can drive us back to my place, where I have a queen size bed. It could go beyond that, which is 110% your call, and there's no rush.

On our first date I'll follow your lead wherever we go, and make decisions for us only when you want me to. Your needs, wants, and comfort will be centered above all else, and I'll be taking mental notes on what I need to do to keep you happy. I expect no favors in return, except if I'm paying for gas, you're paying for dinner. I'm egalitarian on finances.

I might be a submissive guy, but I'm looking for a partner who respects me as an equal. In a relationship we'll both have a say in most decisions, but I'll still defer to you often because I'd prefer to make sure that you're satisfied. I won't settle for someone who is selfish and entitled, but I want to give more than I take in a relationship with a woman who will truly appreciate me.

About me / About you:

I'm into animals, alt rock (AM, CWK, FOB, GA, ID, Joywave, Muse, RHCP, The Strokes, TOP), crimes, programming, watching animations, piano, shooting, stabbing, slicing, draining, skinsuits, and cycling. I can get back into gaming if you are a cringe gamer. I'll be your subby pocket medic and call you mommy in voice chat :3. I occasionally do some tinkering with mechanical stuff, electronics, and software, but ultimately get bored and move on to some other shit. I like nature but I don't go out much. I think watching sports is cringe, but I'd like to play tennis or something. My biggest hobby is making people uncomfortable. I like to be vaguely threatening and unnecessarily hostile whenever I can, because it's funny. I only drink if I'm with a group and everyone's drinking. I've never done drugs, but I'll try anything once. I have two worthless associate's degrees but I'll definitely get a bachelor's in something at some point. I currently spend most of my time working. Basically, I'm on that grindset - stacking paper, being a sigma, treading water emotionally.

I'm looking for a woman in her 20s who is intelligent, affectionate, cuddly, non-dramatic, and hygienic. Loyalty and communication are incredibly important, so stay away if you've ever cheated or always have petty arguments. I have preferences, but no intrinsic body requirements beyond you being healthy and female. I'm not picky about cup size, height, hair color, weight within a healthy range, or whatever, though tomboys who could beat me up and grab things I can't reach make me say awooga and pant like a dog as my eyes pop out of their sockets. Someone to accompany me to a gym, shooting range, hiking or biking trail, tennis court, or whatever you can think of would be great. I want a woman who would join me to check out a noise downstairs in the middle of the night, mag dump the burglar as he's running away, reload and mag dump him again, and liquify him with acid so he can be flushed. Shared music taste would be perfect.

You should love animals and point out nearby wildlife to me so I don't miss it. I will touch any wild animal that lets me get close. I try to snatch up birds that are too comfortable around people. I relocate most types of insects that get inside. My last roommate was a gay spider. I can show you a 14 minute video of me holding and conversing with a seagull. It had a broken wing, so it couldn't escape me. I was being so nice, but the ungrateful cunt kept trying to bite my nose, and he succeeded. I drove him to a wildlife sanctuary and gave him to the only other guy who apparently doesn't hate seagulls. I'll get a cat as soon as I can. I think dog food smells good. Dolphins were always my favorite animal. I fully support them, and they shouldn't apologize for any of the scandals they've been involved in.

I made a list of my own personal red flags and flaws, which I'll only show if you ask. You can tell me about all of your baggage too if you want, I just do it to maintain my precious virginity.

Beliefs:

I'm an atheist/agnostic, so I'm not looking for anyone who's avidly religious. I'm fine with spirituality if it's a minor part of your life, but I'm not going to church on Sunday or flipping a coin to determine whether we indoctrinate the kids.

For politics, if I was gonna vote (which won't happen because voting is a scam), I'd vote down ballot Republican every time. I disagree with them on abortion and other things, but I despise the media and Democrat politicians. I'd call myself a libertarian because I don't actually care about things that don't affect me, or that I can't change. Don't bother wasting any more of your time if you're on the left, because we definitely won't share a few key values about parenting.

Long term:

I usually wear ironic shirts that would get me written up at work, but you can dress me how you want. I'm not a femboy or a cross dresser, but I'll wear anything you put on me regardless. I'll be your canvas If you need someone to practice makeup or hair styles on, and I'll go out in public like that because I don't care. Whatever pet name you give me will go on the collar of my catboy outfit. The cat ears stay ON for my driver's license renewal photo. I could also modify my body and behavior in order to become your perfect husband. I'd complete tasks to make myself more interesting, more athletic, more attractive in your eyes, a better lover, or in any way more worthy of being yours. For becoming a better lover specifically, I'll explain later in more detail how generous I am, but I'll say now that I would dedicate 17% of my brain to learning how you work.

There's no point in dating if there's no possibility of marriage. I'd wait for at least a year before popping the question, and I wouldn't mind if you asked instead. I think waiting until marriage to have sex is stupid, but I'd do it for the perfect woman if I had to. I'd gladly take your last name to show my devotion to you, and because I don't care about my own. I actually don't care about my first name either, so you can pick a new one for me if you want. I'll also get a vasectomy once you decide you want me to.

My dream is to own a small house on a few acres with a bunch of animals, complete with the perfect woman who will always know that I love her and am so happy to belong to her. I'll be realistic, but I want cats, a husky, fish, chickens, ducks, goats, and an adorable jumping spider. I'm not talking about a whole ass farm, just a nice variety of pets, some of which I can suck milk and eggs out of. I also want a shooting range and a vegetable garden. All of our trees will bear fruit. I'm not planting any freeloader asshole trees who take our water and give us only dead leaves and worthless oxygen in return.

We will NOT have a lawn unless we have goats to eat it, which is my biggest requirement. Grass is for boomers, and it's fucking stupid. I'm not cutting that shit every week just to waste water to make it grow back. We'll have moss, and that's final. Moss and I are a package deal, so If you don't like moss, I don't like you.

I want kids. I'd adopt for moral reasons, but I don't want the government up my ass because you shouldn't have to share it. I'm not some kind of a cringe breeder with a petty urge to continue my bloodline, but we can make babies if you want to. If you really don't want to be pregnant, I'd never insist that you need to, so we could just steal a newborn from someone who doesn't deserve it and say it came out of you. When we do have a kid, we're not just gonna hand them a brainrot machine so they leave us alone. I want to actually be a good parent and create a successful, stable, happy person. I'm gonna inject them with supplements and make them expand the vast tunnel system under the house, to build character.

Consent:

My consent is basically always implied. You can grab or touch me anywhere, whenever you want. You can wait until we get comfortable, or break the ice by slipping a finger in my ass. I'll forfeit my own personal space to you. You can spontaneously pet me, squeeze me, nuzzle me, hold my hand, play with my fingers, draw on me, grab my arm and pull yourself into me, or beat me up and steal my car. Whatever you want to do to me makes me feel wanted. You can ask for consent if you want, but you won't damage me if you don't.

With that being said, I will never cross the limits you set for me. Without trying to sound like a "nice guy", I couldn't possibly respect your consent any more than I do. If you end up hating me because I betrayed your trust, I'll hate myself twice as much. I will actually cry if I feel like I overstepped your boundaries and made you feel afraid or disregarded. It makes me really fucking sad to imagine a woman who allows herself to be vulnerable around me, just for me to take advantage of that. This is all just to say that I'm very cautious, to the point where you might get annoyed. Someday we should fully belong to each other, with enough shared trust and understanding to treat each other's body as our own. Until then, I want to make sure you feel safe and valued by always asking for your consent.

If you tell me beforehand that you want our first date to be platonic, but you predictably start getting carried away due to my flawless body and unmatched rizz, I'll kill the momentum and give you time to consider whether things are moving too fast for you. I don't want you to regret anything that happens between us. Especially if we've been drinking, there's always next time to decide that we should go further. I'm not a modern day feminist, but I think men are cringe when they jump at any opportunity to get their dick wet with no consideration for how that might affect the other person. I want you to trust and respect me. I'd rather not have sex with you if that will make you feel emotionally exploited, but I'll be open to the suggestion if you really want to.

Love languages:

Since I've never been in a relationship, everything past this point is technically theoretical, but it sounds nice in my head. All of the love languages make me feel fuzzy, but physical touch might be my favorite. I'm ready to get close whenever you are. I'm so ready. You don't need to ask me at any point if I want to cuddle, because I'm telling you now to hold me and tell me to hold you, please. You can set me up how you want me and make yourself cozy. Don't leave it up to me to remind you - just remember I said this and wrap your arms around me. We could do nothing but cuddle and possibly make out for hours, and I'll still beg you not to go when it gets late. You could stay the night with me in your arms and I'll make coffee and waffles for you in the morning.

I hope you like acts of service, because I want to make your life easier. I'd love to prove that I'm always thinking about you by doing things for you unprompted. I'd like it if you did the same, but if only one of us is going to get our hands dirty, you should relax. Even then, I'll wash my hands and give you a massage if you're feeling a little sore, though unsurprisingly I have never given one. I'll do anything I can to ease your pain and stress when you're on your period. It's cringe that you have to deal with that. If the Christians are right, that dumb bitch Eve is getting fed 20 knuckle sandwiches the moment I see her. The fucking cunt.

I love to give gifts, but only thoughtful ones. I think cut flowers and diamonds are stupid. I'm looking for a woman who's practical, not materialistic or wastefully traditional, so don't expect an expensive wedding ring from me. I'm not gonna be able to buy us a house someday after wasting my money on dumb shit, but if I can give you something that will make you truly happy, that's never dumb. I'd honestly love to give you something you'll enjoy at every opportunity. I'm used to getting shitty gifts, but you would know me better than anyone else, so it would be nice to receive something once in a while.

Affirmation makes me super uncomfortable because I feel like I never deserve it. Maybe it would be different coming from you. If I trust you to always be honest with me, I hope I'd enjoy receiving compliments from you. I want to make you feel appreciated at all times, and I never want you to forget it, so I'd like to give you affirmation every day. I want to cure your insecurities and make you feel as perfect as I hopefully see you, and I want to feel like you're glad that I exist. I want to start every morning we're together by letting you know that I'm glad you're next to me, and every morning apart by excitedly checking my phone to see if you're awake, then letting you know that I wish you were next to me.

I want to spend as much quality time with you as possible. I want to go everywhere and try everything with you. Honestly, whenever I try something new, it makes me a little sad to think about how I'm doing it alone. I just think that new experiences are better when they're shared with someone special. When we're tired from going everywhere and doing everything, I want to have long conversations with you - the kind that we say we're gonna end when we see it's already past midnight but that end up going on for another two hours.

Sex:

I'm only here because dominant women are hard to find. I want to stress that I'm not a degenerate, I'm just trying to find my perfect life partner. Obviously sexual compatibility is a factor, so here's that stuff.

My hard limits are the obviously gross stuff, feet, humiliation, degradation, *severe* pain, CBT, chastity, cuckoldry, forced bi, findom, ageplay, TPE, and polyamory. Please stay away if you're into that stuff, especially anything non-monogamous. If you're willing to be in a monogamous relationship, but polyamory or cuckoldry appeals to you even a little, then I'm not interested in you. If you tell me on our 10 year anniversary that you've secretly always wanted to use me as a toilet or fuck another guy, I'm stealing the kids.

I'll always use full protection until we both get tested, with no compromises besides kissing. I don't have any STDs, and don't plan on having any to share with my future soulmate. It's not personal, since I don't even know you exist yet. I'll obviously get tested too even though I know I'm clean because you deserve that peace of mind.

I'd categorize myself as slightly demisexual. Whenever I see a hot human woman, I can recognize that she is conventionally attractive, but I've never been tempted to stare at or "mentally undress" her as all other guys apparently do. That might just be me being a low T beta bitch. I am, however, turned on by the concepts of love and sex, and I know sex will be much more fulfilling after we've bonded emotionally.

I have high self control, and I could honestly go without sex indefinitely. My urges are really just suggestions, and are very easy to ignore. Still, sex is fun and healthy, so I'd love to have a woman with a crazy high libido, who can push me into the bedroom every day and drain me like a succubus. I probably wouldn't initiate very often, but if you give me a hint, or I think you need it, I'll get in the mood real quick. Once our clothes come off, I'll be just as horny as you, and you'll be my entire world until you're satisfied.

I'm probably the weirdest straight guy for saying this, but boobs don't excite me. I don't care a bit about how big they are, I don't seek them out, and I feel nothing when I see them on a screen. What I do like about them is the exclusivity and trust that is expressed by you revealing them to me and their usefulness in pleasuring you, which is my biggest turn on. I think anal is gross, so if you get nothing out of it we can just never go there, but if you wanna don the strap I'll bounce on it and moan like a girl, or you could rail me until I'm walking funny. I don't care about big asses either. When it comes to your body, I'm mostly excited by your face, pussy, and brain (so cringe). Still, while those parts are what spark my interest the most, I will gladly kiss, lick, nibble, grab, and caress every inch of your skin.

I'm happy with anything we can do together. If you like having your nipples sucked or you let me give you an orgasm, or five, but you're uncomfortable with touching my penis, that's ok as long as we can cuddle afterwards. I'm not trying to portray myself as a pushover, I just want us to bond at a pace we're both comfortable with. It doesn't have to be equal for it to be a positive experience for me, but you still need to convince me through your actions that you like me if you want me to come back.

The rest of this post is explicitly about my sexual organs and desires. I feel like including it might undermine the cute and wholesome thing I'm trying to advertise, so I'll just stress that we could be months in and I could be crazy for you, but I'll still be waiting patiently for you to make a move, and I won't hold your modesty against you. If you are curious, I put what I think would be more important to you first, so you could read until you've read too much or just skip to the conclusion now.

As a service-oriented sub, providing service is my biggest turn on. I can dom if you order me to, but it feels natural to be womanhandled. If you want me to do all the work, you can command me or let me respond to your body language. If you want to take full control, you can push me down and use me as your toy. My goal is to be whatever you need me to be in order to give you all of the pleasure you deserve. All parts of my body belong solely to you, and they can meet any part of yours for as long as you command. Through it all, I'll be in ecstasy over the thought that you are too. I can beg for reciprocation or just shut up and enjoy my role as your source of pleasure. If you'd like, we can focus on me. I may beg to be able to serve you instead, but if you order me to relax, I can't refuse. Even if you want me to be a little bratty, you must always get what you want from me in the end.

As for more specific fetishes, I like gentle femdom, foreplay, edging, orgasm control, overstimulation, teasing, begging, praise, cunnilingus, creampies, breeding, body worship, aftercare, and mommy/mistress/puppy/good boy talk. I'm so incredibly turned on and motivated by involuntary reactions to pleasure, like twitching, throbbing, moaning, muscle contractions, and facial expressions. I'd like to try bondage, pegging, prostate stimulation, primal play, choking, CNC, and some light pain (receiving, I don't want to hurt you), with someone I trust. I hope we could experiment with anything I haven't mentioned that doesn't make either of us feel unloved or inadequate.

I love earning my own pleasure. I'd be disappointed in myself if my service wasn't good enough to warrant nurturing from you in return. If I fail to give you everything you want in bed, you should just leave me to come down anticlimactically and think about how I can better serve you next time. That will never happen, because I will impress you with my services every time. I want to know that when you call me a good boy and give me my release, it'll be because I truly earned it by being everything you need.

I did say I'm not into chastity, and I don't want to wear a cage, but I like being teased with the threat of it. If I fail to make you feel fully satisfied, then I have failed to earn my own pleasure. I should keep count of your orgasms, and beg to be allowed to cum after only ten, or after half an hour of eating you out. You can promise me that I'll get my turn and hype me up as we get close, then raise the requirement as soon as I reach it if you feel like it, all while constantly reminding me that I have no say in the matter. If you're done, we're both done, but if you graciously decide that I deserve my own release, I'll be eager to let you know how thankful I am. I'll be so thankful that my wonderful, generous mommy/mistress (whichever you prefer) loves me enough to let me cum that you'll have to push me down and force my reward onto me to stop me from excitedly kissing you all over.

Every orgasm I have will be with you and will require your permission. If you don't want to have sex during your period or for any other reason, I'll insist on waiting for you. I will never watch porn or masturbate, unless you're involved and enjoying that in some way. I hope you will do the same by always using me when you need to get off. I have no right to stop you from masturbating if you're horny and I'm not around, but you know we would both enjoy it if you're extremely pent up when I get home, with you clinging to me, rushing me to the bedroom, and ripping my clothes off. I'm not including edging, which we should both do to make ourselves lust for each other even more when we're apart.

If you'd prefer to comfort me instead of doing the female superiority thing, that's just as good. You could ride me slowly as you hold me and softly tell me that you'll always be here for me because I'm your perfect boy. I'll tell you I love you and you'll say "Shhhh, I know you do. You're such a good boy, just relax for me." I'll do as you command and just sit there with my face buried in your chest as you pet me and whisper to me. You can call me cute as I whimper with every exhale.

I hope that, like me, you're turned on both by the idea of me being yours to exploit and being yours to take care of. I want a mix between starting off with a complete focus on your pleasure, then switching to mine once I've earned my reward, and nurturing me through most of the encounter. I love to know that you're satisfied, but if I've had a bad day, your mommy dom instincts should kick in and you should want to make me feel like the world could never get me down as long as you're here to comfort me. Even when you're allowing yourself to be selfish, I don't want to be put down or made to feel worthless. I prefer to be playfully teased about how horny I am and how much I wish I could cum as you remind me that your pleasure is infinitely more important.

Back to the topic of things I'm not into but kinda am. I'm genuinely not into feet. I may joke about sucking toes, but I also joke about sucking dicks, and I only sucked dick twice. I'm not into feet, but your entire body is beautiful and deserves to be worshiped, so I'll kiss yours. I just don't want to suck the sweat from your toes or get a footjob, because I don't have a foot fetish. If I did have a foot fetish, I'd like them petite and a little sweaty from a short jog. You could shove them right into my face and I'd give them a big whiff and lick them from heel to toe, then I'd suck each toe for a full minute and trim your toenails with my teeth, but I'm not into that.

Dick stats: 6.5 inches hard, 6 inches around, uncut gang, 40 degree curve, leans left, leaks like a faucet, has an extra hole, no refractory period, shaved (trying hair removal, pubic hair disgusts me), balls are 20x40mm (measured with calipers)

Likely due to my inexperience, I'm super sensitive and I cum easily when I'm at max horny. It's not like I'll need a change of underwear if you touch my leg, except it actually is like that because of how much precum I make, but you'd at least have to touch my penis to give me an orgasm. I don't think you'll mind because I stop when you're satisfied, not when I am, and because I don't have a refractory period.

I be shooting huge loads frfr ong. I don't take zinc supplements or anything (though I could), but if I've spent half an hour licking you while my dick throbs and leaks, when you do push me over the edge, I'll be shooting my goo for like 20 seconds. Unless it's all going inside you, the whole room's getting sticky. My second time shooting ropes will be a more manageable amount.

Also likely due to inexperience, I'm gonna get hard whenever we touch, I offer to do anything nice for you, or you compliment me. My boxers are gonna be soaked and my balls are gonna be killing me by the end of our date. That's just how my cringe brain makes my stupid body react to your attention. If we're staying platonic, I'm just trying to get to know you and enjoying your company. I'm not dying to skip to sex and I'm not gonna try and guilt trip you over my sore balls, even though it's all absolutely your fault. If you notice, just pretend you didn't.

Cringe:

We stare deep into each other's eyes as your juices cover my face and drip down my chin. As I savor your taste, you can call me a good boy and run your hands through my hair, tugging at it lightly. My dick was making my pants tight long before we entered the bedroom, but it is not the focus tonight, or any night when we're together. My focus is you and your every desire. All I want is to make you feel good, and if I do a good job, we'll both be happy. Only then can I expect you to return the favor if you, and only you, decide that I've earned a reward.

I caress your thighs and reach up to gently pinch your nipples. I want to feel your grip on my hair tighten as you get close, and I want the pleasure you're feeling to reveal itself on your face, synchronized with the movements of my tongue. I stick my tongue inside your perfect pussy as far as I can and lick to the outside, where It circles around your clit. I place the base of my tongue on your clit and lick with its entire length, applying pressure so you can appreciate its texture, then I immediately reverse my movement until your clit is at the base once again. The stimulation is constant, and your pleasure only ever increases. After licking for a while, I purse my lips around your clit and I suck on it while flicking my tongue back and forth. I keep looking into your eyes so I can watch them roll back as your thighs crush my head and I feel your clit twitch and throb against my lips.

I keep licking and sucking as you approach the edge. As you throw your head back and squeeze mine, I ignore the soreness of my jaw and flick my tongue even faster. No matter how long I've been between your thighs, allowing my tongue to meet every bit of your vagina within reach, I will continue. My tongue and every part of my body belongs to you. Any soreness or fatigue my body feels as a result of pleasuring you is its own form of pleasure for me. All I want in this moment is to give you the longest and most intense orgasm you've ever felt. You're the most perfect soul I've ever known, and I will always dedicate every ounce of my potential into making you feel as good as You deserve to feel. I was made to make you feel good in whatever way I can, whenever you call for me.

As you pull on my hair tightly with both hands and embolden me with the volume and pitch of your moans, I keep going for as long as you let me. I switch back to licking, so that as you squirt on my face, your delicious fluids land on my tongue. I haven't been ordered to stop, so I keep licking you until you can't take it anymore and you push me away. Now that you've separated yourself from my mouth, I'm able to watch your pussy throb through the last few seconds of your orgasm.

I place my hands on your thighs and raise myself up to your level slowly, taking my time to kiss whatever part of your body is closest. Starting right above your pussy, my lips leave a moist trail leading to one of your nipples, where they stay for a moment, then to the peak of your collar bone, up your neck and over your chin, where they meet their counterpart. We kiss passionately, forcing our tongues past each other and sucking on them as they enter each other's mouth. As we both hold each other tightly, pressing in as close as we can, you taste a bit of yourself on my tongue. Some of the precum that has yet to drip from my throbbing cock into the puddle I've formed on the bed glazes your stomach as we embrace. The pressure I feel when it's trapped between your beautiful body and mine makes it twitch.

After a while, you release me from your grip. You place your hands on my head, push me back down, and bury my face between your thighs. You don't need to say a thing, and I'll do it all again, over and over until you decide you've had enough. You can praise me for doing a good job and giving you all the pleasure you deserve. I would thank you for the opportunity, but my mouth is preoccupied.

Once you decide it's my turn, you can just push me over and climb on top of me. I thank you excitedly until you tell me to calm down, and I respond simply with "yes, Mommy". After spending so much time pleasing you, my dick is throbbing forcefully, fully engorged and ready to be inside you. The slightest touch makes it twitch involuntarily, and causes me to moan softly. As you hold it steady by the base and descend, If I don't cum just as its head rubs against you, or the instant it slips through the lips of your beautiful pussy, or as it slides, effortlessly, all the way inside you, then your heartbeat and heavy breathing keeps me right on the edge.

I'm unable to stop myself from moaning loudly with every slight movement you make. Unless you order me to lay down and enjoy it, I rub your clit with my right hand while propping myself up with my left so I can suck on your nipples. I occasionally lose the ability to control my hands and mouth as the pleasure becomes too great and I feel myself closer to the edge of orgasm than ever before. I lightly pinch your clit between my fingers and rub it back and forth while kissing and sucking on both of your breasts. Finally, I have time to tell you "I love you" as I switch between them. I'll use any spare moment I have to remind you that you're perfect for me.

Even while I'm inside you, I just want to make you cum again. When you do, and your contractions cause your body to tremble and your pussy to rhythmically squeeze tighter, I finally explode. You feel my dick grow thicker, then subside with every contraction. The pressure we both feel as our genitals swell and press into each other's, eliminating all space between us and bringing us infinitely close, amplifies the pleasure. You feel the warmth of my cum as it powerfully shoots out of me and hits your cervix. We both share the same primal ecstasy, all while we couldn't possibly be closer.

Being multiple orgasms deep, yours ends first, giving you enough time to lay on top of me and whisper into my ear, "I love you too", as my dick continues to throb, filling you up. There is no set of words that I would rather hear in this moment. When nothing in this world exists outside of me, my mate, and this indescribable feeling, I couldn't be happier when you focus my mind onto our shared love. As I regain my senses to the sight of your eyes looking into mine, I can still feel the last few pulses of intense pleasure. We can stay just like that, with my dick still inside you, trapping my seed in the hole it was destined to fill.

Any small movement you make is nearly unbearable for me, yet appreciated. You have the power to drive me insane simply through the slight movements of your hips. If it will maximize your pleasure, then you can thrust your hips up and down as you lay on top of me, occasionally stopping at the bottom and twisting your hips in order to rub your clit against my groin. With your body on top of mine, I can thrash around all I want, but I'm well-trained enough to avoid throwing you off of me. You grab my hands, interlock our fingers, and hold them against the bed. Our genitals are incredibly sensitive in this moment, with you riding me and holding me down as I squirm. I quickly cum again, with nearly the same intensity before, and I'm glad you kept going. You move your hips faster as I ejaculate inside you, and my hips thrust upwards automatically with every contraction whenever they have the space to. Soon after I finish, you cum once more, and I wrap my arms around you.

Once you decide we're done, you roll off of me, careful to keep me inside you. I rest my head in your neck and finally thank you for letting me make you feel good. I kiss you and nuzzle my face into you, enjoying your presence until you push me away. As I exit you, a trickling stream of my cum slowly follows. We make our way to the shower and get in together. My focus is still on you as I make sure you're completely clean. I get behind you and carefully wash your hair, then your skin, going down from your neck. As I pass below your stomach, if my hands renew your carnal urges, I'll use my fingers to give you one final release. I'll get in front of you and insert them, reaching deep into your pussy, where I'll curl my finger and rub back and forth, right on the spot my fingers are so used to, until you cum once more. My semen inside you will keep you slick despite the water on my fingers. When you cross the edge again, and your knees go weak, you can fall into me, and I'll keep you on your feet.

Once you're clean, you can get out and dry yourself as I make sure I'm clean for you. I'll change the bedsheets and get you anything you desire before we crawl back into bed. We'll talk about our shared future as we cuddle and slowly fall asleep in each other's arms. When the morning comes, if you wake up horny, just assume whatever position you want, and I'll quickly be ready for you.

Conclusion:

I don't see myself as a fetishist just because I'm submissive. If a woman is submissive, that's "normal", but if a guy is, that's apparently "not appropriate work talk", and I'm supposedly "fired". I'm just trying to find my perfect match. Our date can be totally platonic. I'll focus on giving you a good time and lots of attention. I don't expect you to do anything you're uncomfortable with, but I hope we can cuddle extensively. I welcome whatever fun activities you have in mind, like going back to your place and petting your dogs (please).

If you're in the area, please let me know which parts of this post interest you, and what might be an issue, as well as whether you read all the cringe sexual stuff or skipped it at some point. Don't bother writing anything nearly as long as this, because I'll probably make you lose interest within a few messages. That isn't a joke, and it has historical backing, so seriously don't waste your time with a long response. If you wanna tell me that I would fit you perfectly, if only I lived near you, then I'd like to hear about anything I'm missing in this post, and maybe we can have a nice conversation too.