I hardly know what I'm doing here, except for that I fail at most categories, so maybe this is the closest.

I'm a loser woman, jack of all trades, ace of none. Writerly. My jobs are all "para"... paraeducation, paramedicine. Maternal. A propertyless mountainwoman. I like foraging (and dumpsterdiving), wildcrafting, cooking, hiking, swimming, audiobooks, growing things poorly, and I'll probably have to go live in a van somewhere, so no sugarmama, sorry.

I am a woman's woman, and I realize it's healthy and constructive to be a companion to men also (especially in the family of God). Unfortunately, many of the ones I acquired (mainly through church) are pretty mean. Seems like they have too much of a drive to "put you in your place" as a woman, and even with them projecting devoutness, they'd reveal they actually scoff at love and submission to Jesus, without a distressed desire to make their heart more consistent with their image.

I'm bold on stating my opinions on the rudest of subjects: religion, politics, money, sex (regarding principles, not gonna be sexting with ya). I'd love someone to engage with me, not just act like I'm an anathematized banshee just because I'm (usually) an assertive woman.

I would love to know that "submissive" men are real—namely ones that are eager to submit to Jesus, His Word, and His Church as they obey the Word. I think if a man were tender toward those things, he'd also be a tender friend.

I love Jesus and Scripture is inerrant. So I am looking for young men that are very much the reverse of current masculine stereotypes—kindhearted, gentle, sincere, loves innocence, wants to obey good authority (namely God), wants to be held accountable, vulnerable, able to blush, demonstrative, principled, steadfast, temperate, compassionate, idealistic, unjaded, joyful, peaceful, full of life. Men attaining to Christ-likeness in a countercultural way.

I am open to all sorts of friends, especially if my values and story pique your interest.

Just so we're clear and no one feels bait-and-switched, it would be a miracle if you happened to be the one-in-1.5 million weirdo that I would propose to like Ruth did to Boaz. I imagine he'd be like (but I'm not God): never been kissed, wants to have his beauty enjoyed, be pursued in the way the Church ought to passionately pursue Jesus, no tattoos, treasures sex, not porn-brained, somehow cute, likes to be taken care of, younger?, not a smoker, not overly a fan of drinking, somewhat active, persistent toward things that he's passionate about, knows how to make things beautiful, wants lots of gentle touches but not to be hit, credobaptist, Reformedish, theologically "conservative", church-committed, wants to work but not fixated on wealth, might want a hobby farm or something, SOOO wants to be a dad, eager to obey Jesus and serve well in the role of husband, would find a hairy-hippie-"femme"-mountainwoman genuinely attractive.

I hope if we're not compatible in a romantic/sexual way, you'd still want to consider me worthwhile as community. I want to be community for you and encourage you! ☺️