I'm a squishy 5'8 bean that lives in the woods of New England and tries to wrench on cars and motorcycles but ultimately struggles to but somehow I manage to pull through any time a repair or modding job goes awry. Aside from things that go I like videogames my main platform is PC but I also like to play a lot of Super Smash Bro's on my Switch. I'm a bit of a nervous wreck around any woman assertive girlboss or otherwise and slightly paranoid so it will be a while until I'd be comfortable sending pics or video or voice calls. Idk women especially the strong types that hit on me fluster me a lot. So if you wanna make a man that looks like he could beat the living snot out of you whimper and stutter and get red as a tomato I'm the one! As for what I want in a woman if you have something in common with me or can at least tolerate me talking for hours on end about my undying love for my Suzuki Wagon R and Volvo V70 that's a plus being taller than me is also a plus but is not required. If you are stronger than me that is also a plus (although that metric is pretty easy to beat as I tire easily and struggle to lift a lot of things). Witchy asthetics are also a plus, I dunno witches are so cool bc I want them to cast a love spell on me or something. I also just like it if you protecc me and make me feel safe you know either by holding my waist if we meet irl and walk down the street or send me sweet flirty messages. I used to be a great chef when i was younger and am slowly relearning how to cook. Hope you like makkaraperunat

Edit: hello? Is this thing on? Is anyone even hearing this? They aren’t are they…

Edit: well, subs dead 💀. Idk maybe I didn’t specify what a New England is. It’s the group of states that consist of Connecticut, Vermont, Massachusetts, Maine, Rhode Island, and New Hampshire.