r/RoastMe

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to r/RoastMe by Rapscagamuffin

4 days ago

Too bland to even road. 37m

Posted by Rapscagamuffin

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11 months

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1 month ago 1 comment

to r/RoastMe by FoxSeaHole

1 month ago

Preview thumbnail for 28 female, dad just died, I got an oui, addicted to masterbating, fiance cheated on me, my dog got flattened by a truck in front of me, and I started cutting myself again! Do your worst. image

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28 female, dad just died, I got an oui, addicted to masterbating, fiance cheated on me, my dog got flattened by a truck in front of me, and I started cutting myself again! Do your worst.

Posted by FoxSeaHole

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16,699

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11,538

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4,707

Profile updated: 1 week ago

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1 month ago 2 comments

to r/RoastMe by AdonaiYahuah

4 days ago

167

Roast my buddy, he wants to get absolutely scorched. Do your best.

Posted by AdonaiYahuah

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1 month ago 1 comment

to r/RoastMe by Impressive_Young_317

1 month ago

118

22F give your best shot

Posted by Impressive_Young_317

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1 month ago

to r/RoastMe by cleo777_

1 month ago

540

Is it just me, or does this face scream "rast me"?

Posted by cleo777_

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1 month ago 2 comments

to r/RoastMe by LeCancerDude

2 weeks ago

21,957

24m got fired, diagnosed with brain cancer, and my wife left me all in the same week, end my suffering.

Posted by LeCancerDude

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3 months

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4,020

Profile updated: 1 week ago

to r/RoastMe

1 month ago 1 comment

to r/RoastMe by dylmace

1 month ago

1,252

Showed the homie this group, he said y’all jokes weak as hell! He said good luck

Posted by dylmace

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60%

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1 year

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930

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1 month ago 1 comment

to r/RoastMe by Wizard_Mayhem

1 month ago

115

Roast Me - 25M

Posted by Wizard_Mayhem

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90%

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4 years

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269

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527

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1 month ago 1 comment

to r/RoastMe by Old_Ruin631

3 days ago

8,184

I (f41) graduated with my Master's Degree today. I'm on cloud 9. Bring me down a notch!

Posted by Old_Ruin631

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3 years

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3,185

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1 month ago 1 comment

to r/RoastMe by Zoologistyosh

1 month ago

3,271

Burn me to crisps 🔥

Posted by Zoologistyosh

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60%

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2 years

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3,087

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2,115

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1 month ago 2 comments

to r/RoastMe by Antique_Bug2340

4 days ago

106

Uh oh…….

Posted by Antique_Bug2340

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1 month ago 1 comment

to r/RoastMe by shannafran

3 weeks ago

3,099

Roast me toast me hold nothing back 🔥🔥🔥

Posted by shannafran

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100%

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7 years

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Profile updated: 1 week ago

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1 month ago 1 comment

to r/RoastMe by RyanAnderson42

1 month ago

717

18m trying to grow a thicker skin and plenty to roast about, so roast away!

Posted by RyanAnderson42

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100%

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4 years

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1 month ago 1 comment

to r/RoastMe by cheex-69

1 month ago

360

34, Male, Texas.

in Texas

Posted by cheex-69

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90%

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4 years

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Profile updated: 3 days ago

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1 month ago in Texas 2 comments

to r/RoastMe by captainman6969

4 days ago

unemployed alcoholic. hurt me more than i hurt myself.

Posted by captainman6969

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to r/RoastMe

2 months ago 1 comment

to r/RoastMe by Typical_Conflict_745

4 days ago

360

Show me what you've got. I want to see what you've got

Posted by Typical_Conflict_745

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2 months ago 1 comment

to r/RoastMe by cobalt4tacofist69

1 month ago

18M Try roasting me

Posted by cobalt4tacofist69

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80%

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4 years

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320

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285

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2 months ago

to r/RoastMe by IAm_Corman

1 month ago

127

Rainy Thanksgiving morning but I’m still smiling. Change that.

Posted by IAm_Corman

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80%

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5 years

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215

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207

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Profile updated: 4 days ago

Posts updated: 9 months ago

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2 months ago 1 comment

to r/RoastMe by Fall_Is_Not_Autumn

1 month ago

689

Give me something to laugh at.

Posted by Fall_Is_Not_Autumn

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100%

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6 years

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36,267

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Profile updated: 3 days ago

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2 months ago 1 comment

to r/RoastMe by Fun-Start-8393

1 month ago

823

Hit me- but also make me laugh, I need it.

Posted by Fun-Start-8393

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40%

Account Age

6 months

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Total Karma

466

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335

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131

Profile updated: 5 days ago

to r/RoastMe

2 months ago 1 comment

to r/RoastMe by cobalt4tacofist69

1 month ago

18M ROAST MEEE !!!!

Posted by cobalt4tacofist69

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80%

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4 years

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320

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285

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Posts updated: 1 month ago

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2 months ago

to r/RoastMe by Vikkijadexx

2 months ago

12,878

26 F. Roast me!

Posted by Vikkijadexx

Account Strength

100%

Account Age

4 years

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7,426

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Comment Karma

997

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Posts updated: 2 months ago

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2 months ago 27 comments

to r/RoastMe by Miniscrubzy

4 weeks ago

247

Couldn’t even cook me (m 27) if you tried

Posted by Miniscrubzy

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90%

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10 years

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3,767

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2,251

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1,471

Profile updated: 1 week ago

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2 months ago 1 comment

to r/RoastMe by kelcifer222

1 month ago

618

roast me—28f//just got broken up w & i crave feeling even worse about myself. thank you in advance.

Posted by kelcifer222

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90%

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4 years

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Total Karma

1,046

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650

Comment Karma

396

Profile updated: 1 week ago

to r/RoastMe

2 months ago 2 comments

to r/RoastMe by tinytodge

4 days ago

106

Roast me to Ashes - M 22

Posted by tinytodge

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2 months ago 1 comment