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Actually my main fanbase is 14-16 so checkmate haha fuck
Like a monkey dancing for peanuts, only sadder
God that would honestly be so much better than my current, sub par flesh vessel
Honestly y'all need to crank up the heat, the world outside the basement is harsher than you think
Over used? At this point my coochie is collecting dust :(
Can't you see I'm Asian? He beat me with a bamboo stick you dumb bitch
Lmao amateur obviously this cheap choker is too flimsy, I've got the nylon rope in the back all ready 😤
god I wish I was an incredibly beautiful dude, instead I'm just a mediocre thot
Why didn't Ted Bundy brutally murder me I was bOrn in The wroNg GEneRATiOn oMg
Yikes dogs are loveable at least, don't sully such a noble creature by association
Nah it's there in the hopes to give my jawline a suggestion of definition
Wrong, I cosplay anyways and it's no big surprise that a majority of my followers are here for the art.
Nah that's for determined and courageous folks with ambition
I know this thread is about roasting me but your lack of creativity is even worse than my ability to be likeable
Wrong, you probably saw my cosplay patreon, only $20 fOr tOP TiER pLs SpOnSor!!!!
If I was an alien I would have literally chosen any other flesh vessel, this one got too many issues yikes
Bold of you to assume I wouldn't just dropkick the baby
Facial symmetry was never one of my strong points, much like my willpower to live
As a clown, I would be honoured to be under the roof of Ronald
Listen I'll literaly sell foot pics for money, selling fanart is the least of my crimes
I mean I got to give you guys on Reddit something back right?
Fuck I actually like this one, as an overachiever I like to show up male pattern baldness itself
A 58 yr old guy would have financial stability, I have to draw anime for god's sake
What's worse is that I wasn't wearing a bra and you can't even tell :`)
I was the 6th member of red velvet they dropped for being untalented
So who do I have to call to have them delete all of me thanks
Bruh my shirt was from the clearance section of cotton on, raise your standards a lil ok
Nah that's just genetics. My asymmetrical eyelids? That's him
Yeah, shout out to all the dudes who had to wash foundation out of their pillowcase the day after
Typed all of that out for me? Something something sounds like ur projecting 🤔
Stop it you're supposed to insult me you soy boy
Wrong, my poor hairline is somewhat due to frying tf out if my hair.
What must be said must be said 😔
Oh no that's because of the eating disorder, irrespective of my art.
Do you have a career as a mind reader damn wtf
That seemed like an awfully round about way of calling me conventionally attractive 🤔
Sorry, the average human esophagus is 2cm in diameter, looks like some things just can't occur!
I actually bleached my eyebrows for cosplay, so yea I look like a raw chicken breast bare faced.
Well there needs to be a market for the product and no one wants me.
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It's nice of you to assume a guy can get off to my dead, cold stare