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(Iâm in an open relationship, so itâs okay). Sure, youâve written down that New Yearâs resolution that you want to be less slutty in the new year, but itâs not the new year yet! Better yet, allow me to convince you that you can make fun resolutions like âMake out with at least 5 new guys you met in bars next yearâ or âTry at least 10 new pasta dishes youâve never had,â
Like itâs okay to make your New Years resolutions about indulging yourself, or at least about the pursuit of happiness (remember that?). Promise yourself that youâll buy a new sex toy that wasnât the cheapest purple vibrator you could find on Amazon. Or go on a hike without counting the calories burned or steps taken.
So yeah if you read this, even if you donât respond to me, just take a moment and make a resolution for something you want instead of something you should in 2025.
But also, you totally want to make out with and/or ride the face of this married guy before or right after the ball drops tonight!
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