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It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
I'm a normal dude who's got his life mostly together just looking for a date. Two important qualities for me are communication and sexual compatibility. I imagine if your a woman reading this on this subreddit, our drives are bound to be similar. Tinder is brutal because it feels like most woman have their guard up and I'm not big on social media which tends towards getting ghosted.
Let's chat, whether that's reddit DMs or discord. If we vibe, lets go on a date. Coffee, juice, walk in the park, play an online game, something. If it ends in naughtiness, rad, let's bump uglies. If not, whatever, at least we got to connect. I'm mostly a homebody but praise the sun and walk at least a few miles throughout the day to keep me motivated. My body build isn't quite Henry Cavil but I think I'd outshine Micheal Cera if he was brave enough to meet me on the runway.
Anyway, I'm rambling, I've got tickets to Dogstar next Friday (Keanu Reaves band) and hopefully can find a date for that too.
From one of my favorite musical artists, "I'll make you smile for the simple fact I'm good at it, I'll make you smile just so I can sit and look at it."
Have a god damn lovely day. DM me.
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