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to r/RedditWritesSeinfeld by Stalked_Like_Corn
8 months ago
George gets approached to pose for Getty Images as a stock photo guy. He uses this to pick up women until the NY Post runs an article titled "I have a micropenis - This is how I break the news to sexual partners". Now, women won't return his calls.
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to r/RedditWritesSeinfeld by Stalked_Like_Corn
8 months ago
Kramer comes up with an idea to open the next big restaurant idea, Bread. All 3 courses are bread.
to r/RedditWritesSeinfeld by Stalked_Like_Corn
8 months ago
Jerry Seinfeld is playing in The Masters. He's a controversial figure but likely to win. However, it's Jerry Seinfeld the golfer, not the comedian, but people keep tagging Jerry Seinfeld the Comedian in hate posts about Jerry Seinfeld the golfer.
to r/RedditWritesSeinfeld by Dumpster-Bagel
1 year ago
George and Kramer partner on a app listing the best public bathrooms in the city. App is developed by Bob Sacamano’s son.
to r/RedditWritesSeinfeld by Stalked_Like_Corn
8 months ago
George is dating a woman who always insists on dinner out after sex. He realizes that the quality of the sex equates to the quality of the restaurant she suggests. She recommends a fine dining establishment before but after sex, says "Eh, maybe we can just go to Arbys instead".
to r/RedditWritesSeinfeld by pipkiwi
1 year ago
Jerry starts dating a flautist because he likes saying the word. George wonders which instrument is the sexiest. Elaine’s workplace humming makes her the office pariah. Kramer stumbles onstage at a gig and gives a virtuoso guitar performance, resulting in instant fame, but then can’t replicate it.
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to r/RedditWritesSeinfeld by shantykins
1 year ago
Jerry's cousin Jeffrey turns out to be Epstein. Kramer is a juror in the Ghislaine Maxwell trial. George gets a massive discount on buying an island. Elaine finds out about her ties to the Royal Family.
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to r/RedditWritesSeinfeld by normal_nerd
4 months ago
Kramer attempts to convince George that he’s a vampire (to which George slowly believes.) Jerry and Elaine have a heated discussion after Jerry re gifts something his Ex gave him to his new Girlfriend.
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to r/RedditWritesSeinfeld by obijesskenobi
3 months ago
Jerry is asked to do a live stand up for Netflix, Newman gets a ticket so he can heckle him. George attaches his fitbit to his girlfriend’s dog in order to make her think he’s working out more. Kramer makes it his mission to watch everything available on Netflix.
to r/RedditWritesSeinfeld by slobberknocker18
2 months ago
NYBridgeAuthority declares the Queensboro Bridge will toll, discouraging George from visiting his parents. The visiting Seinfelds stay in a hotel in Queens but don’t see the Costanzas. Kramer goes out to eat with Morty to discuss “business”, infuriating Frank, Estelle, Helen, Jerry, and George.
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to r/RedditWritesSeinfeld by gmf1991
1 year ago
George starts using Stitch Fix and falls in love with his stylist Leslie because she "understands him perfectly". Kramer buys clothes at thrift stores and tries to resell them online
to r/RedditWritesSeinfeld by gmf1991
1 year ago
Jerry dates a girl who has selfies framed all throughout her apartment. Elaine's new boyfriend works at the post office and is Newman's work rival. Kramer goes vegan, not understanding that he can't eat meat or seafood. The Costanzas get stuck in rush hour traffic.
to r/RedditWritesSeinfeld by slobberknocker18
2 months ago
Kramer correctly guesses the number of jelly beans in a jar and wins a giant jelly bean stuffed animal named Jello. Bania lands a writing job on a hit drama series, infuriating Jerry. George keeps seeing the same man everywhere he goes, but the man never notices him.
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to r/RedditWritesSeinfeld by Travyd1234
8 months ago
Elaine is trying to convince Jerry its rude to throw out tupperware people have loaned to him. Kramer starts a business selling exotic birds out of his apartment. George is trying to track down a Middle Eastern businessman he bumped shoulders with on the train, who he believes stole his wallet.
to r/RedditWritesSeinfeld by The_Safe_For_Work
3 months ago
Kramer invents a "face-bidet" to use at the dinner table instead of napkins. George tries it and almost drowns. Elaine tries and it vacuums instead and makes her lips all puffy. Jerry refuses and meets his date with food on his face.
to r/RedditWritesSeinfeld by Phantom_Engineer
8 months ago
Kramer decides to light his apartment with high bays. George becomes convinced that women find him more attractive in colored light. Elaine convinces Jerry to do an act centered on lightbulb jokes but it bombs.
to r/RedditWritesSeinfeld by 8bit-king
3 weeks ago
Jerry dumps his girlfriend when she greets her adult brother with a kiss on the lips. George is mistaken for handicap after he sits in an empty wheelchair to rest, then abuses this. Elaine grows insecure when her pen pal stops writing after she sends him a picture. Kramer joins the globetrotters.
to r/RedditWritesSeinfeld by 8bit-king
3 weeks ago
Elaine gets measles and visiting the doctor discovers her parents were anti-vaxxers. George gets fired after hitting on Mrs. Steinbrenner, and Kramer mistakenly thinks he’s a father after being confronted by his supposed son (who misread the apartment number and was actually looking for Newman).
to r/RedditWritesSeinfeld by 8bit-king
3 weeks ago
Jerry breaks up with his girlfriend because it’s been a month and she still doesn’t know whether to push or pull his door. George starts a union after Steinbrenner makes him come in two Saturdays in a row. Elaine finally learns how to ride a bike, and Kramer joins a motorcycle gang.
to r/RedditWritesSeinfeld by 8bit-king
3 weeks ago
George leads an anti-crime campaign after being mugged by some middle schoolers. Elaine dates a mobster because he gets her into a fancy Restraunt when she forgets to make a reservation, and Kramer is cast in a children’s show.
to r/RedditWritesSeinfeld by RhustCohle
5 months ago
The Girl Scout Fiasco
to r/RedditWritesSeinfeld by DrapedInVelvet
8 months ago
Jerry tells Kramer he swears he saw secret service outside. Kramer says he's crazy and is acting aloof. Coming back late from his act, he goes into his apartment. Who is leaving Kramer's apartment? Melania Trump
to r/RedditWritesSeinfeld by SirJorn
8 months ago
Jerry's Wikipedia article is deleted due to "lack of notability"; while trying to get it reinstated the gang discovers Kramer has a long article with "feature" status written about him
to r/RedditWritesSeinfeld by SirJorn
8 months ago
Kramer discovers that he's been declared dead for some time. He tries to rectify it at first, but then discovers the advtantages.
to r/RedditWritesSeinfeld by that_one-dude
8 months ago
[Prompt] Jerry goes on the $100,000 Pyramid as a celebrity guest, and recognizes his partner as a constant heckler. Jerry tries to sabotage him in any way possible
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