A man and his girlfriend are walking through a fancy shopping district late one evening, just window shopping.

As they pass a jewelry store, she looks at the display and says, "Oh Irwin, isn't that the most beautiful necklace you've ever seen? I'd love to wear something like that!"

Irwin reaches into his right-hand suit pocket and pulls out a brick, which he tosses through the plate glass window. He takes the necklace and places it around her neck.

They continue their stroll.

Soon enough they pass a furrier. "Oh, Irwin, isn't that mink stole absolutely gorgeous? It looks so luxurious and warm!"

Irwin reaches into his left-hand suit pocket and pulls out another brick, which he tosses through the plate glass window. He takes the stole and drapes it over her shoulders.

They continue their stroll.

A short while later they pass a Ferrari dealership. "Oh, Irwin, wouldn't we look so chic driving around town in that marvelous car?"

Irwin looks at her and says, "For gods sake, Doreen, what do you think I am, made of bricks?!?"