Greetings fellow nocturnal adventurers of the London night bus! 🌙 Gather around and harken a tale that will make you question the boundaries of public transportation etiquette and the wild wonders of the internet.

Last night, I hopped onto the good ol' night bus, hoping for a peaceful ride home. Little did I know I was about to witness a surreal blend of technology, lack of self awareness, and the oh-so-hilarious world of Reddit.

As the bus lurched forward, I glanced around and noticed a gentleman a few seats away, eyes glued to his phone. I noticed the familiar colour scheme and layout of the Reddit app (a fellow Redditor!) Curiosity got the better of me, so I peered to see what subreddit had him so captivated. Lo and behold, there it was a NSFW page! 😱

I'm no stranger to the wonders of the internet, but I never expected to witness someone openly exploring the depths of adult content (videos none the less!) on a packed bus, in the midst of innocent commuters. He had a flip case for his smartphone which he was using to try and hide the videos as he greedily scrolled through them (clearly not well hidden enough).

I couldn't help but chuckle at the absurdity of the situation. Hats off to this brave, horny soul for his confidence in embracing his NSFW Reddit journey, no matter the setting. Let's take a moment to appreciate the reactions of his fellow passengers. Which, as any true Londoner would expect, were non-existent. If anyone else had also noticed, they certainly weren't letting on. Especially not the guy sat next to him!

So, dear readers, next time you board the night bus and feel that curious itch, remember to exercise a bit of discretion. Perhaps save the NSFW Reddit adventures for the comfort of your own home or, at the very least, do a better job of hiding your screen from prying eyes. Because who knows, you might just make someone's night bus journey a whole lot more interesting... or awkward!

Stay weird, Reddit! 🚌✨