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Fantasy509 is in Redding, CA
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Hey, an abbreviation for: “Hello. You’re hot so I want to fuck you. Nothing serious of course, I don’t want to get to know you. Actually, I skipped right past your stated preferences and boundaries because I found you so fuckable. You’re welcome. Also, I have zero depth or personality to naturally intrigue you with and I’m not about to work on myself or question how I came into my beliefs now, so I hope you are desperate enough to consider this alluring one-word proposal from my avatar. If you are desperate by some miracle and respond, be aware that this level of effort will continue throughout our conversation and physical interaction because being a fuck boy is really all that I have going for me.”

You don’t have to agree with this, but also, don’t get mad if I ignore a one-word introduction that is trying to access my vagina. I choose my partners. You don’t get chosen for noticing and wanting to fuck me. It’s not teasing. It’s not ghosting. Hey is lazy and a chosen first impression. Get out of my DMs.

Stay tuned for how I translate: hmu Wanna fuck You in Redding Fake Unsolicited dick pics

For every 99 boys pissed off by this, at least one man thinks it’s hotter than fuck and is hoping I’ll sit on his face simply for my confidence. Can I get an Amen? 🥰 I don’t need 99 idiots. I’ll take the smart man-please, thank you and do come again!

P.s. I’m not writing this hoping I’ll change you. That would be foolish! But there are men who have never been taught how to treat a woman and all their information has come from porn, broken generational trauma, or OF accounts. Listen to a kinky confident woman, not the industry getting rich off your primal desires.

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