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I (18M) thought I was Home Alone but I was caught by her (45F) instead
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For context we lived very far out in the country so typically if they went anywhere it was an hour or more of them being gone. I had found the locked file cabinet in their closet prior to this day and even though it was locked knew how to get it open and snoop around. Which started with watching older VHS tapes and then rewinding them to the same location. Or taking a look at the magazines and being sure to stack them up and away the same way that I had found them.

I knew from their porn videos and magazines that it was mainly my Mother using the toys on my 'father' and the wall that we shared long comfirmed this. Naturally my curiosity was to 'borrow' the same toys to explore and learn.

I would ensure everyone was gone and I had adequate alone time by just acting curious about their plans or coming and goings and whenever they were to be out and my siblings were gone I would 'borrow' the toys. Mostly by taking pictures before moving anything first so I could put it all back after cleaning them off and cleaning up the bathroom.

I will admit that in hindsight I was probably rather obvious and foolish and they knew but I thought I was sneaky and nobody knew any wiser. I had been doing it EVERY opportunity I had for a few months when the inevitable happened and I was completely surprised and caught in the act of sitting and riding one of the larger toys they had in their collection.

Some days I would have hours alone and some times full days and I would insert a plug and enjoy having the house to myself before I would get other items out and try for larger and larger dildos.

The day I was caught I thought I had a full 8 hours before my Mother came home and my 'father' was driving far away across the country. I didn't see her walk up the steps until she was at the very top and we were making eye contact while I was inserting/riding a larger 8 inch toy sitting on the ledge of the tub that was directedly opposite the stairs. I would leave the door open just incase I could hear someone come home and possibly hide, or hear the garage door open.

I was so focused and concentrated on relaxing and getting comfortable with its unfamiliar larger size that I hadn't heard her come in the back sliding door entrance. The first thing that alerted me to anyone else's presence was the slight gasp that first escaped her before we made eye contact. Immediately followed up with a chuckle/laugh and a smirk that I saw as I opened my eyes and made eye contact.

Anxious panic and fear made me freeze up entirely and left me stunned and confused about what to do next as she walked into the small bathroom with the majority of their sex toys scattered around me on the counter or discarded in the sink pending cleaning. Standing within arms reach away while I begin to stammer out an apology/excuses and attempt to stand up and remove the toy I had stuffed in my bowels still awkwardly.

Before I could do so I felt her hands on both shoulders pushing down to remain seated/impaled and she looked me right in the eyes and said

"Someone has been snooping and using things that don't belong to them. Clean this all up and meet me downstairs."

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