100 reasons why you would want to be my AP

1. I can make you laugh

2. I love how excited I get when you send me a text

3. You can make me laugh

4. I know how to cook

5. I am a mean gardener

6. I play the guitar

7. You have a cute tush

8. I love how your body fits into mine

9. I will never judge you

10. I know how to make furniture

11. My pickling game is A

12. We'd love to chat at night by the fire

13. I drink wine in the winter and beer in the summer

14. I like making lists

15. I'd love to eat you out

16. I can't count (this should have been 16)

18 I a from Europe

1. I speak multiple languages

2. My OpSec is tight (I learned from past mistakes)

3. I have.a DadBod

4. I am kinky

5. I can make myself available during the day

6. I have an artsy streak

7. I watch Star Trek TNG

8. I love Neil DeGrasse Tyson

9. I want to be an astronaut

10. I plant trees

11. I make killer cocktails

12. 'Rona Hair, I don't care :)

13. I have travelled the world

14. Did I mention I can cook?

15. I don't care about your race, age or size

16. I am a Sagitarrius

17. I'm a dad

18. I am discreet and honest

19. If I send you pictures, they are real

20. I will respect your privacy

21. discretion is very important to me

22. I don't want to change your situation or mine

23. I hate people.. limited exposure to small amounts of people is fine, but large crowds turn me off

24. I listen to classic rock, think Led Zeppelin, Zappa, etc.

25. I am eclectic

26. I am fun!

27. I love farmer's markets

28. I have a pet frog that lives in my pool

29. I have a pool

30. I love sex

31. I wish I had more sex

32. I can tell my arse from my elbow

33. I am handy

34. i am also handsy

35. I do the dishes

36. i will molest you, if you do the dishes

37. I like the way the sun shines in your eyes

38. I will send you good morning and good night texts

39. Despite what I am doing here I am principled and have a moral compass

40. Your friends would love me, though I doubt it would ever come to that

41. I will listen to you

42. I don't care if you have other APs

43. I love eating pussy

44. ...and I am reasonably well endowed

45. I go out of my way to protect insects, even in my garden

46. Sometimes I leave a crop of collards to caterpillars just to give back

47. I love camp fires

48. I ride a bike

49. I'd love it if you rode me

50. I am a computer nerd

51. well... 69!

52. I have a full set of clean teeth

53. I am 50! Half a century!

54. I can trim my pubes, if you prefer

55. I don't mind a bush

56. 5'11", 170 pounds

57. I prefer to sleep in, but I am a night owl

58. I often have a beard

59. I love building legos with my son

60. I live on a quiet street in the boonies

61. I am cool, calm and collected

62. and a Silver Fox

63. My school teachers were in love with me

64. I can do the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs

65. Never have I ever..

66. I watch nerdy documentaries and TV shows

67. I make sourdough bread

68. I appreciate you!

69. I brew my own beer

70. I fart in inappropriate situations

71. I eat chocolate at night

72. Boy, this is a long list!

73. I am intelligent

74. and inappropriate at times

75. I know how to code

76. I mow the lawn

77. I have no debt and a great credit score

78. I have a lot of books

79. My wife has no idea I am doing this

80. I am cynical and irreverent

81. I am always horny

82. I am waiting for your text :)