Gentlemen, as a fellow male of some experience and much observation, please contemplate my advice when I say "enough with the damned dic pics!" Show some bloody restraint and some goddamn decorum. No one wishes to be confronted by a toothless naked mole rat trying to desperately escape a sweater. There is a reason the Alien head was modeled after such, and it conveys much the same attitude of the scene in aliens when Ripley is pinned against the wall. I am not ashamed to be attached to such a handy instrument for convenient urination, but let's face it, when it comes to the blatant display of genitalia it is not the most artistic of subjects. Leave something to the damn imagination. Resist the urge to lay your cards on the table, keep them close to your chest (or bellybutton) and for extra credit, wait till they ask for it!!! If the urge to display your 1 lb. swinging hymen hammer is so overwhelming, I am sure there is a Reddit for that, like r/-members-only where a venerable sea of male genitalia is on display like the organic cucumber section of a whole foods. But untill then, keep the camera away. It will help, I promise.