back again after a minute because for whatever reason the holiday season has me horny as hell. maybe it's because i've been marathoning succession & can't handle the gerri & roman dynamic. maybe it's because the world seems to be ending again. either way, i need to get dicked down by the thickest pieces of meat this perverted cesspool of a city has to offer (& also tbh trying to see how many people i can fuck by the end of the year) so here i am. come on boys, help me ho ho ho it out (i'm sorry).

PREFACE: if you're under 6-7" i'm sorry but you should probably just stop reading now. it is truly nothing personal, i've just reached a point where i can honestly barely feel anything below that. but if you're a hung hunk, read on.

ME: 31, bbw/fat, tattooed, unshaved, vaxxed (x3!), recently std tested. have been told i have a cute face/smile/style. live alone and can host in crown heights.

YOU: 25-45, freshly showered (i will be too), vaxxed, recently std tested. must love big women. race/ethnicity don't matter but i tend to go for slimmer/fit guys.

MUSTS: condoms. communication. vaccinated (i have been since march). i will ask for verification pics before we meet (& will send in exchange).

THINGS I LIKE: being stretched (either by a dick or a fist), being adored, body contrast, bisexual boys, anr / abf, breeding fantasies, power dynamics, switching, teasing / edging / denial / milking, big loads / multi cummers, group sex (but not looking for that here), & too many more to list. also down with all sorts of fat lovers (feeders / FAs / chubby chasers / etc).

OFF THE TABLE: anal. oral is a hard maybe. no i will not sit on your face. no i'm not looking for a relationship or more than a ons (although there are a few folks i've met from here who i've seen more than once, which has been lovely, but you gotta prove yourself worthy for that). for the purposes of this, all i'm looking for is someone to come over, pound me until i can't walk (maybe a few times?), and then leave.

I WILL DELETE YOUR MESSAGE UNLESS YOU SEND ME:

• your age
• your size
• a little about yourself (say more than "hi" or "what's up" like, come on guys)
• when you were vaxxed & last std tested
• A PHOTO (preferably of your body and/or dick. upload one to imgur, don't ask for my number or to move to another app, i'll just delete your message.)
• when you're around in the next few days
• your favorite food (so i know you read to the end)

i get a lot of messages. put some effort into it if you want a reply. will legit delete anything that is missing any of this.

if the length of this post doesn't prove i'm real, i have other reddit lays who can confirm.

looking forward to hearing from you xo