Hi pervs of Reddit. I’m a sane (as much as anyone can be these days), professional, stressed out BBW with a high libido who works a lot and is aching to de-stress. And the way I’ve been dreaming about getting the relief I need? A gangbang.

Hosting a few lucky men at my place in central/north Brooklyn on Saturday evening 11/6 around 8pm. Looking for 3-5 guys total. Interested in being one of them? Read on.

Being slutty is one of my kinks and I’ve been fantasizing about doing this for a while. No stranger to casual sex but group sex is new for me. If you like the thought of fucking a big woman who loves dick and can take it hard and deep for a while, but is also all about consent and vetting the dicks she fucks, I’m your gal. Also obvi only hit me up if you’re cool with other guys being there (ideally you get off on it). Come by, hang for a bit, have a drink, get naked, and then take turns mounting me.

You must be between 28-45, hung, fit or at least average (I like the contrast of a more toned body against my soft one), into BBWs, able to verify, COVID vaxxed, and have been STD tested recently. Protection must be used (even for oral) – considering what we’re doing let’s be as responsible as possible.

To be considered, chat me with your age, a body/cock photo, when you were vaxxed and last STD tested, and spend a little time proving to me why I should choose you. Three full sentences minimum. I can tell when a person puts real effort into their message and will ignore anything that’s a clear copy/paste job or that doesn’t meet any of the aforementioned requirements. I didn’t spend time writing this long ass post to fuck someone who’s just trying to find an easy way to get his dick wet. Also tell me what age you lost your virginity at (I don’t actually care, just want to know you read this whole thing).

Let’s chat a bit, get to know each other (we have almost a week after all, and I like to connect with the people I fuck), trade fantasies, and see if we click well enough for me to bend over for you.

No virgins, no cheaters, no one who’s not tested and vaxxed, no one outside the age range, and no one under 6.5” (sorry guys).

I don’t have a cuck or anyone else I’m doing this with, it’s all me. But if you are a small dicked guy who gets off on watching a BBW get plowed by a bunch of dudes bigger than you, hit me up and maybe I’ll let you join us as a spectator.

Let the inbox blowup commence.