Ready to be underwhelmed? Iâm an average guy with average looks. If you saw me on the streets, you wouldnât look twiceâŚI look like every other white guy walking to work.
If youâve made it this far, you must love mediocrity. We can go to dinner first. Somewhere probably like an Applebees because thatâs about as much excitement as I can handle.
After dinner, you reluctantly agree to come back to my place. We make small talk awkwardly until you have to lean in an kiss me, underwhelmed donât make the first move.
We migrate to the bedroom where we get down to business. to defeat. The huns.
Wait. Thatâs a different subreddit.
We move to the bed room where itâs four minutes in heaven of good old missionary sex. Feels good, does the job, nice and vanilla.
We dress quickly and awkwardly, I walk you out. We say âletâs do that againâ but do you mean it? I hope so!
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