OK, yeah. So it turns out that I'm a 50 year old married guy looking for an affair. What a surprise. Probably all guys my age are wondering if the grass is greener on the other side of the bush. I'm old enough and smart enough to know that marriage has it's positives and it's negatives. Like you I'm feeling that I'd like a bit more, but I don't want to sink the whole Bismark. I'm a regular guy, but maybe if you get to know me I'm someone special. My mom says I am anyway, at least when she's not rolling her eyes. Like I said before, I'm 50. That means I'm sure as shit not perfect, but I'm not too bad either. Someone told me today that I couldn't possibly be older than 49, but obviously the just wanted me to push the 25% button on the tip machine. Right?
Who are you? I know I imagine you all the time but I can't see you clearly, because I haven't met you yet. I know you are sweet and laid back. I think you are beautiful, and you excite me too. If you are the right woman, you are smart and you might have even done this before, so we have a hope of getting away with it. I would guess that you are married, but I'm not opposed to someone else who is understanding of my situation. I hope you are in Rhode Island, but if you are nearby in Massachusetts or maybe Connecticut, that might work too.
I suppose this is about sex. It better be good, because otherwise why do this? On the other hand, for me, sex is not terribly interesting without a friendship, so you better be good at friendship too.
If anything in this dumb note sounds interesting to you, please write me back. Maybe we can get to know each other and who knows?
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