Well slap on a tail on me and call me a donkey because uhhh, where was I going with this?? Anywhoooo, I'll try to be frank, but I'm looking for a taken, white curvy girl who wants something discreet. Chemistry is definitely important, and I'd prefer to find someone who I can have conversations with and can get to know. If you're comfortable, I'd like to exchange pictures earlier on, because it's nice to know who my partner in crime is gonna be, y'know? If you're not comfortable with that, then I'll also settle for a phone call or something. Discretion is definitely important, but I'm sure you already know that if you're still reading to this point. I'm single, if that matters, and want someone I can explore different kinks & fantasies with <3. This is one of them :p. I'm not looking to change your situation yadda yadda, but I am a sucker for some intimacy, ideally you're into that.

I LOVE kissing, cuddling, groping, showering together, having a taste of you and would love to find someone who might be lacking that in their life right now, or maybe more of it? Ideaaaaally, you have a lot of free time to get away by yourself or are either visiting in from out of town. I'm a dad, if that matters, though it's not necessary that you're a parent yourself. I'm sorta sober right now, though I don't mind if you partake in whatever, just fyi.

I'm Black and asian, dadbod though like to stay active, 5'7, average length cock and girthy and veiny if that's your shabang. I have curly hair, caramel skin, very kissable lips, no tattoos/ piercings (though it's a turn-on if you have any, but not necessary). I won't ever be hosting at my place (live with family), but am happy to either host at a hotel/ airbnb. If you can host, then also cool. I'm tested and clean, and looking for the same (there's a saying about not committing crime while you're already committing a crime). Please have good discretion.

Be my height or shorter, though not a hard rule as long as you're down with it. I'm not looking for a model figure, but do take care of yourself in every sense. I'm here for the stretch marks, the jiggle physics, the carfax, Hotel? Trivago. I tend to lean dominant, and would love to find my complement to that. Not so submissive that you need to wait for my every command to do something, but I do like a good girl...maybe a little nerdy, maybe a bit quiet and unassuming, but chatty if you know which of her buttons to press ;). Ideally, you're younger than 33, or at least 22.

If you just lead with "hi" and LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE, I'll probably assume you're a man. If you are a man and you read this far then hey shout out to you bro. Motor Oil amirite? Lol, lemme stop being silly.

I love the marias (the band), tropical fruits, fishnets (on you, duh), talking about supernatural stuff, and sweet little treats. How much water have you drank today? Can't wait to hear from you, mystery lady...

xoxoxo