Embarrassing to turn to Reddit for this but here I am!!!!! Basically, currently going through a heartbreak and could use an intimate distraction. Let's make out, cuddle, and see where things go. I've had a lot of success on Reddit in the past so if you recognize my posting style, yes, it's me. And if we chatted before but nothing came of it, feel free to shoot your shot again. I just get a lot of messages and can get overwhelmed by my inbox.

Me: 5'4 / 185 / size 12, vaxxed, DDF with recent test results. Switchy in bed. Arm/leg tattoos, ear/nose piercings, medium length brunette hair. Big glasses, wear a lot of black, live alone in a cute apartment in central Brooklyn with a lot of house plants and thrifted art. Think slightly alt plant lady queer librarian vibes with plenty of sarcasm and self deprecation. I've also lost an extreme amount of weight recently, which means I have a lot of extra skin even though I'm quite active and muscular underneath because I walk a fuck ton and work out nearly every day. If that's a turn off, no hard feelings, but keep it moving!

You: mid-20s through early 40s, cute, also switchy, and available this weekend/next week. I have a lot of different "types" physically. In general, I'm most attracted to intelligence, kindness, wit, and strength. Plus faces. I love a cute face. You should be down to get to know each other and connect mentally first, be vaxxed, be DDF with recent test results, and have good hygiene. Please also be SINGLE (no "open relationships" either, and cheaters I can always tell if you're lying). You should also definitely be into women with body types like mine. I'm not interested in anyone who'll "settle" to play with me, you know?

If you want a response, chat (don't DM) me: Your age, some info about who you are, what in my post appealed to you, and a body photo (doesn't have to include your face (although I'd love to see it!); whatever you're comfortable with). Also tell me what your favorite place to eat in the city is so I know you read this whole thing (and also because I need new restaurant recs lol).

\I'll automatically delete any messages without photos, messages with poor spelling/grammar or without any effort put into them, and messages that just ask me for a photo and nothing else. If you can't bother spending a minute or two typing out a pretty basic response to facilitate building a human connection it's pretty clear what kind of lover you are. (hint: a selfish one)**

Thanks for reading. :)